- Joe W. convicts me:
You just called our Patron Saint a "talentless lug" in your Thunder Report.
I feel that you owe the world an apology.
Forgive me, Patron Saint, for I hath transgressed against thee. Please spare me from an eternity of watching bad matches featuring big, talentless shmoes, unless thou art featured in them, Saint Stevie.
- Mike points out:
Am I the only person that remember when Bam Bam Bigelow was stalking David Flair with bad intentions in mind, all because David Flair was stalking Kimberly Page following the incident where Ric substituted for David in Kim's hotel room? And then BBB was whacked by David and got many a mudhole stomped in him.
It seems not too long ago, Ric was a good dad and BBB really didn't like David Flair and vice versa... what changed all their minds?
How's that?
- LA PARKA comes out to open the show, along with Chavo!
- Parka gets a mic and does a dubbed promo, saying he's in the hizzouse, etc.
- Dandy and King represent the rudos tonight. They demand David Penzer to call them "America's Most Desirable Men, Los Fabulosoes."
- Chavo and Dandy start, with Chavo shoving Dandy down.
- Dandy comes off the ropes with a shoulderblock.
- Chavo leapfrogs Dandy and flips him to the mat by his legs.
- Chavo back bodydrops Dandy outside and follows him out.
- Chavo brings Dandy back in and telegraphs a back bodydrop.
- Tags to Parka and King.
- Parka gets a couple shoulderblocks in and struts.
- Parka takes down Dandy but eats a King clothesline.
- Dandy whips King cross-corner but no one's home.
- Dandy tries a senton but lands on his partner.
- Parka struts but gets nailed.
- Dandy holds Parka for a King dropkick. Guess what happens.
- Parka nails Dandy with a twisting bodyblock outside.
- In the ring, King gets whipped to the ropes, does the Tiger Mask Fake Out but gets dropkicked out of the ring.
- Chavo hits a slingshot bodyblock on King.
- In the ring, Parka sits on the middle rope, then turns around and slingshots himself off the top into a moonsault for two.
- The rudos doubleteam Parka with a double-team drop toehold and some stiff kicks to the head.
- King with a DDT for two when Chavo saves.
- Dandy with a right and a headbutt on Chavo, sending him outside.
- Dandy hits a backbreaker on Chavo.
- King slingshots onto Chavo and drops an elbow.
- Dandy mounts Chavo up top but Parka grabs Dandy on his shoulders.
- Chavo hits a cross bodyblock on King as Parka drops Dandy.
- Parka and King end up outside as Chavo hits the Tornado DDT on Dandy for the win!
- YOUR WINNERS: La Parka and Chavo Guerrero, Jr. via Tornado DDT in 4:24.
- A bit sloppy, but decent otherwise.
- We see clips of Team Package's Greatest Hits.
- Luger says that Team Package is in the house.
- Luger talks smack to Sting.
- Luger notes that Sting is not here tonight and calls him a coward.
- As Luger tells the crowd to respect Flair, I notice the blurred sign count increase to two.
- Flair tells a fat boy to assume the position.
- Flair puts Luger and Elizabeth over.
- Flair says that what we saw Monday Night was Team Package running wild.
- Flair runs down the casualty list.
- Flair dares Sting to come down and jump on Luger tonight.
- Flair tells the crowd that Hulkamania is dead.
- Flair threatens a fan to take his woman home and make a woman out of her.
- Jimmy Hart walks to the ring.
- Hart says that Flair is so possessed with Team Package that he turned his back on his son and Arn Anderson.
- Hart says that Hogan is the man.
- Hart talks about Larry King seeing Hogan and not Luger or Flair.
- Luger takes off his shirt and poses.
- Hart rants about Entertainment Tonight covering a segment on Hogan and not Flair.
- Hart says that Luger wouldn't break his arm if Hogan was in the building.
- Same goes for Flair's threats.
- Luger grabs Hart and threatens him.
- Luger says that Hart won't use the belt he brought with him and shoves him down.
- As Flair rants, Hart grabs the belt and nails Flair from behind.
- A beatdown results on Hart as the crowd chants for Hogan.
- Luger racks Hart.
- Luger and Hart pull off Hart's jacket and shirt.
- Luger holds Hart on the ropes as Flair whips his bare back.
- Security finally comes in to make the save.
- Given the last segment, I'm giving this match two minutes before the expected clusterf***.
- The winner of this match faces TAFKA Prince Iaukea at Uncensored.
- Psychosis headlocks Kaz out of a headlock.
- Psy hits a shoulderblock for two.
- Kaz ducks a lariat and hits a spinning heel kick.
- Kaz with a nice somersault dive to the outside.
- Back in, Kaz covers for two.
- Kaz goes up top but Psy catches him on the way down.
- Psy with a clothesline for two.
- Psy leaps off the middle rope into a body scissors but Kaz backdrops him for two.
- Kaz with a right in the corner and a whip.
- Kaz charges into a back elbow.
- Psy mounts Kaz up top and hits a frankensteiner for two.
- Psy flips out of a move and Kaz falls to the ropes.
- Psy gets a surprise roll-up for three.
- YOUR WINNER: Psychosis via pinfall in 2:04.
- Post-match, TAFKA Prince Iaukea attacks Psy on the post-match handshake.
- Psy holds his own until Iaukea blocks a belt shot with a side kick.
- Iaukea then goes to the middle rope and "hits" the jumping DDT. I used quotes because Psy basically had to drop his head to the mat by himself.
- Iaukea really needs to do his finisher better or find something easier to do.
- What? Tank's still here?
- Meng watches backstage on a monitor and has words for Tank.
- Oh, no. They're gonna job Brad. Damn it.
- Tank grabs the sign from Buzzkill and breaks it.
- Buzzkill charges Tank and grapples with him.
- Tank hits the KO punch.
- Mickey Jay checks on Buzzkill and rings the bell.
- YOUR WINNER: Tank Abbott via KO punch in 0:23.
- Oh, you didn't know? F*** You, WCW.©
- The Wall hammers on David Flair in the concession area.
- Wall takes David's neck brace off and pounds on him.
- They fight on the balcony.
- Wall motions to chokeslam David off the balcony to the concrete below.
- Bam Bam Bigelow makes the save on David.
- Assorted fighting in the lobby as Daffney shrieks.
- Bigelow slams Wall through a table.
- Security separates the two men.
- Yes, that was the entire segment.
- This could be a good match if kept clean.
- As usual, the women escort Jarrett to the ring.
- As usual, Jarrett rambles on the mic.
- As usual, Jarrett tells the women to hit the bricks.
- As usual, the women do a poor acting job, including a near-slip by one of the women at ringside.
- Booker gets the second entrance.
- Nick Patrick is your referee.
- They lock-up.
- Booker with a hammerlock.
- Booker comes off the ropes with a shoulderblock.
- Some quick covers by Booker until Jarrett gets a shot in.
- Booker leapfrogs over Jarrett and hits a dropkick.
- Booker with a short-armed clothesline, as we see a blurred sign from earlier.
- Booker follows Jarrett into the corner with a clothesline.
- Booker hits some punches in the corner until Jarrett attempts an atomic drop.
- Booker blocks and hits a kick.
- Jarrett evades a Booker side kick, sending him outside.
- Blurred sign count is at three.
- Jarrett drops Booker neck-first on the rail.
- Jarrett rams Booker into the steel steps.
- Back inside, Jarrett goes up top and hits a crossbody, but Booker reverses the pinfall for two.
- Booker gets whipped to the ropes and locked into a sleeperhold.
- Jarrett brings Booker down to the center of the ring.
- Patrick raises Booker's arm once, twice, three times and Booker powers out.
- Booker whips Jarrett into his own sleeperhold.
- Jarrett gets out and tries a whip to the corner but Booker reverses.
- Jarrett hits a back elbow and goes up top.
- Booker catches Jarrett off the top and applies a urinage.
- Booker with an axe kick and 110th Street Slam for two.
- The Harris Boys distract Patrick, allowing Jarrett to nail Booker with the title.
- Jarrett covers Booker and gets... two!
- Jarrett unloads with rights.
- Booker connects with an axe kick.
- Booker takes a Harris off the apron.
- Booker hits the urinage on the other Harris in mid-ring.
- Jarrett goes for his guitar but Patrick grabs it from him.
- This allows the Harrises to hit the H-Bomb.
- Jarrett then applies The Stroke for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Jeff Jarrett via The Stroke in 6:32.
- Sid Vicious clears the ring before any spraypainting would take place.
- Other than the finish, no complaints here.
- Wow. Another good worker.
- He'll be facing...
- Hugh Morrus! Haven't seen him in a while!
- Charles Robinson is your referee.
- Vamp leaps over Morrus and hits a kick.
- Vamp lands some chops in the corner.
- Vamp headlocks Morrus, who takes him down with a backdrop suplex.
- Morrus drops an elbow.
- Morrus covers for two.
- Morrus chops away in the corner.
- Vamp comes back with a shove but Morrus beats on him some more.
- Morrus bites Vamp's forehead.
- Morrus dumps Vamp outside.
- Vamp comes back with a slap but gets shoved into a chair.
- Morrus slams Vamp on the carpet.
- Morrus goes up to the apron and drops an elbow.
- Morrus removes one of the straps from his outfit.
- Vamp hits a back kick.
- Morrus is sent back in and Vamp goes up top.
- Vamp leaps off and gets powerbombed by Morrus for two.
- Morrus goes up top and hits the No Laughing Matter... but doesn't cover.
- Morrus goes outside and gets a table from under the ring.
- Morrus brings said table into the ring.
- Morrus sets up the table and places Vamp on it.
- Morrus goes up top for another moonsault.
- Vamp gets to his feet and backdrops Morrus onto the table.
- Vamp covers for... two!
- Vamp is shocked!
- Vamp gets a boot to the midsection.
- Vamp picks Morrus up and lands the Nail In The Coffin for the win!
- YOUR WINNER: Vampiro via Nail In The Coffin in 5:31.
- And after those last two matches, we drag the show down with The Demon.
- Last week, The Demon defeats
IdolRave. - Demon will be teaming with Norman Smiley, dressed in a KISS T-Shirt.
- The Dog leads Brian Knobbs out.
- Dog charges the ring as Smiley scurries.
- Demon gets a clothesline in, but Dog takes over.
- Knobbs brings Smiley over the rail outside.
- Knobbs drops an elbow on Smiley.
- Demon reverses a whip and lands a forearm.
- Demon clotheslines Dog out of the ring, but he gets right back in.
- Dog lands a spinebuster for two.
- Smiley enters the ring and screams at the sight of Dog.
- This allows Knobbs to do the Pit Stop.
- Dog tries a body scissors on Smiley, who almost gets the SMBU in.
- Dog catches Smiley on a crossbody attempt and slams him.
- Dog barks at the camera.
- Demon kicks on Knobbs outside.
- Dog bites Smiley on the side.
- Demon knocks Dog out of the ring.
- Knobbs takes over on Demon.
- Knobbs charges at Demon in the corner but eats boot.
- Demon with a running clothesline.
- Demon goes up top as the referee has his back turned.
- Lane cuts off Demon up top.
- Knobbs superplexes Demon in the ring as Lane and Rave laugh outside the ring.
- The Dog goes to the center rope.
- Knobbs hands Demon to the Dog, who delivers a powerslam (dubbed the Dog Pound) for the win.
- YOUR WINNERS: Brian Knobbs and The Dog via Dog Pound in 3:53.
- Apparently, Lane and Rave are known as "XS" now, according to Tenay. Does WCW think we can't remember three alphanumeric digits?
- I should point out that Rhodes comes out to Barry Windham's most recent theme music (pre-West Texas Rednecks)
- Lock-up, Rhodes gets some rights in.
- Rhodes whips Kidman, who gets in a crossbody for two.
- Kidman with a right, sending Rhodes scurrying out of the ring.
- Lock-up, Rhodes assaults Kidman in the corner.
- Rhodes whips Kidman cross-corner and does a mudhole stomp.
- Rhodes whips Kidman, who hits a faceplant.
- Kidman with a standing dropkick and a tornado bulldog.
- Rhodes goes for the eyes and hits a scoop slam.
- Rhodes goes up top but Kidman cuts him off.
- Kidman tries a backdrop suplex but Rhodes nails him with the cowbell.
- Rhodes hits his forward backdrop for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Dustin Rhodes via forward backdrop in 2:38.
- Post-match, Booker enters the ring but Torrie brushes him off.
- From Nitro: Team Package runs wild on Hogan.
- Luger and Flair get separate entrances.
- Hogan gets a separate entrance for obvious reasons.
- Hogan rushes the ring and gets doubleteamed.
- Hogan no-sells Flair's chops as usual and gives the heels double coconuts.
- Hogan with clotheslines on both men.
- Hogan whips Luger to the corner and lands a clothesline.
- Hogan with a facerake on Flair.
- Hogan whips Flair to the corner. Flair Flip to the outside.
- Hogan lashes Flair and Luger with the belt outside.
- Hogan grabs the Hulkster chair and basically dominates.
- Hogan brings Flair in the ring, who begs off.
- Hogan with nine of the saddest punches I've ever seen in the corner, followed by a biting session.
- Hogan back bodydrops Flair and knocks Luger off the apron.
- It's been ALL Hogan so far.
- Hogan no-sells Flair's chops, as usual.
- Flair gets a cheap shot and goes up top, to the usual results.
- Luger comes in and doesn't fare much better.
- Hogan lashes Flair with the belt.
- Flair tries a punch but Hogan blocks.
- Flair hits a shot to the gonads, sending Hogan outside.
- Well, THAT took long enough.
- Flair chops Hogan onto the announcer's table.
- Flair chokes out Hogan.
- Flair whips Hogan into Luger's chair.
- Flair holds Hogan as Luger bashes him with the chair again.
- Flair brings Hogan inside.
- Luger follows suit.
- Luger distracts Mickey Jay, allowing Flair's trick knee to act up.
- Team Package stomp a mudhole on Hogan.
- Luger with an axehandle blow.
- Flair whips Hogan with his own belt.
- Flair with more boots.
- Flair and Luger whip Hogan into a double-clothesline.
- Hogan, of course, no-sells.
- Hogan's on fire here.
- Hogan whips Luger into THE BOOT THAT BARELY MAKES CONTACT WITH THE OPPONENT.
- Same with Flair.
- Elizabeth comes in with the chair but Hogan blocks it.
- Hogan chairs Luger in the back.
- Hogan grabs the belt and lashes Flair.
- Hogan whips Flair to the corner and clotheslines him with the belt.
- Hogan chases Flair to the outside and the bell rings.
- Hogan's music plays despite the match being a DCOR at 8:00.
- I'm probably biased in saying this, but I have a tough time figuring out how one man can basically make an ass out of two, especially when one of Hogan's opponents is about as big as he is.
- But at least there was no resting. That is why I am going with...