Scott Steiner, New Jack and Rob Van Dam are in a car. Who is driving?
Answer: The police.
While thinking about the lame Nash phone interview at 5:00 a.m. trying to sleep, I think I have a pretty good idea as for what to expect for the next Thunder when they try to interview Nash via phone again.
Tenay: Hi, we're trying to get a hold of Kevin Nash.
*Sounds of a mattress squeaking in the background.*
Candy: Well, um, he's kinda busy at the moment, hon.
*Phone hangs up.*
Tenay: Um, apparently... yes... what I can tell, Randy Savage has stormed into Nash's hotel room and is violently attacking him! Candy obviously is the new Miss Madness. We'll have an update on Nash's condition later on tonight.
*Half hour later...*
Nash: Hu... Hello?
Tenay: Nash! Thank you for joining us on Thunder in your current condition. Can you tell us the extent of your injuries from being assaulted by Randy Savage just moments ago?
Tenay: How are you after what Savage has done to you?
Nash: Oh yeah *sniff* This Sunday at the Great American Bash, Savage, you crossed the line-
Tenay: No, Nash, Road Wild is the next PPV. You know...
Nash: Road Wild?
*Sounds in the background of Nash smoking something.*
Nash: What month is this?
Tenay: Well, it's July 1999.
Nash: WHAT??? Only 5 months left! Scott! Scott, wake up!
*Background noise of Hall grumbling.*
Nash: Y2K! Scott, it's July, we only have 5 months left to stock up for Y2K!
Hall: OH NO!!!
Nash: Scott, go check our supplies!
Hall: It's cool, big daddy, we still have a keg left.
Nash: Sweet, *sniff* how much is left?
*Hall tries to pick up the keg, but it's too heavy and it rolls over his ankle.*
Hall: Ow! Dammit!
*Sounds of Nash taking another hit of something.*
Tenay: Quickly, so what are your thoughts of Hogan going into this PP-
Nash: Mike! You just revealed who the mystery partner was!
*Phone hangs up.*
Tenay: It appears Nash may, um, have sustained a concussion from that brutal attack against Savage. We'll try again one more time to get his thoughts on Road Wild after this time out.
Zybysko (whispering): Hey Mike, after this can you remind the people to bring their Larry chants to Thunder?
Tenay (whispering): Look, I told you if I promote the Larry chant thing too much, people will get annoyed with it and the 30 people that actually do Larry chants will stop. Now please stop bothering me about that!
Zybysko (pouting): Bruno would never be treated like this.
*3rd attempt calling Nash.*
Nash: *sniff* Hello?
Tenay: We don't have much time left on Thunder, Nash, what do you want to tell the millions of viewers watching right now from home about the next PPV?
Nash: At the next PPV, Shawn Michaels, you-
Tenay slams the phone down and starts hyperventilating.
Zybysko: Um, er... someone get a doctor! Tenay's been poisoned!