First, Dustin's report:

• Well, I'm Dustin and this is my DDT Digest Debut, or my DDD.
• I took the time to make this look like other reports as much as possible.
• I have been a wrestling mark since I can remember.
• I cried when The Undertaker beat Hulk Hogan at the Survivor Series in 1991.
• I agreed with Bill on the Bret Hart situation, until he showed up on TNT.
• I see myself as ending up like Chan, Charlie, or Matt. I'm 14.
• Not that this would be bad, as I see my self God's nightmare to women.
• I'll bet Bill's amazed a 14 year old can make a neato outlined report.
• Get in line.
• Here's the report:

• Match 1- Brad "The Candyman" Armstrong gets rabies from The Cat
• "Armstrong sucks!" chants wail through the arena.
• He threatens to leave.
• I wish he would have.
• Ernest Miller wins with the Feliner
• He's doing quite well during his rough identity crisis.
• Match 2- Mortis (sans Vandenburg) jobs again to (Mortis is too good for this crap)  Raven
• Oddball match.
• I know managers don't usually make house shows, but I heard the rare oddity collector lost his job.
• Raven whacked Mortis with a chair on his way out.
• Mortis almost got counted out. So much for Raven's rules.
• Hmm, now the are beating each other with a chair.
• Evenflow DDT, but Mortis is out at two.
• What's this leading to?
• It looks like another DDT and this time Raven wins.
• GIVE MORTIS A PUSH OR I'LL JUMP OFF A BUILDING!
• Match 3- Chris Benoit vs Meng
• I don't see Benoit jobbing.
• Benoit controlled most of the match.
• VERY STIFF fist exchange.
• Benoit puts on the Crippler Crossface and Meng taps out 30 seconds later.
• Match 4- Diamond Dallas Page (BANG!) cuts the Diamond Studd, I mean Scott Hall
• YAHOO! Survey time! Sioux City is nWo country.
• DDP takes a survey. "Who wants to see Scott Hall get banged!?"
• A rather obnoxious (and cool) guy screams, "I'll Bang your wife!"
• DDP flips him off.
• A rather short match. Very common of these two, nothing new.
• Hall came out to "Ready or Not" by the Fugees.
• Diamond Cutter out of an attempted Outsider's edge.
• Match 5- What in the hell? Fit (or not) Finley over Squire Dave Taylor with the Tombstone
• "Boring", "USA", "You suck", and "Lets Go Huskers!" chants took place in this uneventful match which Finley won.
• Boring, retarded, ugly match.
• Who cares?
• Match 6 - WCW Cruiserweight Champion "Whiningheart" Chris Jericho over Eddie Guerrero by the Lion Tamer.
• Jericho is glad to be in Sioux City, Lionwa
• Eddie says he'll give Jericho a good Iowa whipping.
• Where I live that means he'll grow him on a farm and strike him dead with a scythe.
• Great match, lots of holds and high risk moves.
• Jericho catches Eddie out of a flying headscissors and locks on the Lion Tamer.
• Eddie gets a.... HUGE POP after the match for his effort.
• The Main Event- Curt Hennig vs Ric Flair
• Flair got the biggest pop of the night.
• Flair will style and profile on Hennig's ass.
• Ouch!
• A surprisingly technical match.
• Hennig gets the pin with a Hennigplex.
• Somehow Hennig used the ropes.
• Match continues.
• Flair uses his instinctive come back.
• No, he didn't forget the low blow.
• Flair puts on the Figure-Four and uses lots of pressure.
• Hennig salutes us with a nice middle finger up.
• Someone on the other side of the ring launched a FULL FROZEN MALT CUP at him.
• Hennig got legitimately scared, I think.
• He bailed after the malt cup flew in.
• DDP was at Gateway 2000 (my dad's place of work) to sign autographs.
• He's a genuinely nice guy.
• He made a comment about egging Eric Bischoff's house. hehehe

Second, Maceg's report:

• Raven over Mortis.
  • Brawl up & down aisles, had a section of hockey rink wall set up in back used a few times, lots of chair and cookie sheet shots.
• Brad Armstrong over "The Cat" Ernest Miller.
  • Slow match.
  • Crowd couldn't careless about this match.
• Dave Taylor over Fit Finley.
  • Both were more interested in jawing with the crowd then wrestling.
• Ric Flair over Curt Hennig.
  • Flair got an incredible pop from the crowd.
  • Decent match with back and forth action.
  • Hennig argues with the ref and gets rolled up.
• Meng over Chris Benoit.
  • Very physical matchup.
  • Meng wins by deathgrip after Benoit misses flying headbutt.
• Chris Jericho over Eddie Guerrero.
  • Lots of high spots and quick action.
  • Jericho turns an attempted hurricanrana into Liontamer for win.
• DDP over Scott Hall.
  • DDP got the loudest pop from the crowd all night.
  • Hall does survey and Page does one of his own, wanting to know who came to see Hall get Banged.
  • Quick match.
  • Page turns an Outsider Edge into a Diamond Cutter for the win.

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