- The Ex-Dancing Fools come out for this curtain jerker.
- Apparently, this will be a rematch from last week for the tag titles.
- Wright: "Achtung, acthung, heir ist Alex Wright and Disqo!"
- Wright cuts a promo with a German accent.
- Disqo tells the champs that the Natural Born Thrillers will be barred from ringside and Mike Sanders' decision won't count per The Cat.
- In response, the champs jump the challengers.
- O'Haire eats a swinging neckbreaker by Disqo.
- Wright kicks away in the corner.
- Cross-corner whip leads to a O'Haire elbow.
- Wright counters with a powerslam for two.
- Wright tags Disqo and does a snapmare.
- Wright celebrates to boos. So, who are the faces here?
- I guess the champs are, as Disqo manages to tie the ref up with Jindrak.
- O'Haire pounds on Disqo.
- Both champs are in and they do a double leapfrog over Disqo.
- Jindrak with a nice dropkick.
- Disqo comes back and goes to the turnbuckle but O'Haire counters with a kick from the apron.
- Jindrak with a frankensteiner for two.
- Tag to O'Haire.
- Double inverted atomic drop followed by chops.
- Jindrak tries a dropkick but Disqo holds the ropes.
- Hot tag to Wright, with dropkicks galore. I think he's trying to impress the Greg Gagne fans out there.
- Mickey Jay gets bumped.
- Disqo with a DDT.
- Wright and O'Haire go outside.
- Jindrak with a tilt-a-whirl side slam.
- Jindrak goes up top but misses the swan dive.
- Last Dance, Disqo covers, but Kronic runs in for the heel interference.
- Apparently, Kronic were hired by "Mark Sanders" according to Bonehead Schiavone.
- Full-nelson slam, High Times.
- This allows the champs to get the easy win.
- YOUR WINNERS:Mark Jindrak and Sean O'Haire via pinfall in 4:16.
- Credibility for the champs? What's that?
- This will be a six-man match.
- Sign: "Lance Storm The Guy Who Failed Power Ranger School."
- We see a section of the crowd blotted out as Skipper raises his arms in the air.
- Storm says Australia is wearing on him.
- Storm plans to give Hugh Morrus a preview of what's to come at Halloween Havoc.
- Everyone rise for the Canadian National Anthem!
- They'll be facing members of the M. I. A.
- Wall sets a table up outside.
- Random thought: The Sheepherders (from New Zealand) would be over huge here, considering their home country's close proximity to Australia.
- Chavo and Elix start us off.
- Hugh Morrus jumps from the crowd and sneak attacks Storm outside.
- Uhh, a match is inside the ring, folks.
- Skipper lands an elbow on a prone Chavo.
- Skipper brings Chavo to the heel corner and tags Duggan.
- Duggan powerslams Chavo on the turnbuckle and dumps him to the match.
- Tag to Skipper.
- Chavo tags in Wall.
- Wall cleans house and goes for the chokeslam on Skipper.
- Storm makes the save with a dropkick to the leg.
- Tag to Chavo, who hits a frog splash from top for two.
- Skipper reverses a whip with a belly-to-belly suplex for two.
- Tag to Storm.
- Storm whips Chavo to the corner but eats boot on the charge.
- Chavo with a sunset flip for two.
- Chavo counters a suplex with a DDT for two.
- Now, everyone's in the ring.
- Lash gets tagged in and he deals with Storm in the ring.
- Duggan and Wall battle on the aisle.
- Lash dropkicks Skipper through the table as we see the ref got bumped.
- Major Gunns gives Lash a chair.
- Storm, being an ECW veteran, knows to dropkick the chair into Lash, and he does.
- Chairshot for Chavo.
- Storm covers Lash and gets two.
- Lash (or "Corporal Cajun" if you're Schiavone) does an inside cradle for two.
- Storm immediately gets up and locks on the Mapleleaf for the submission.
- YOUR WINNERS: Team Canada via Canadian Mapleleaf in 4:05.
- Underwhelming match, but my major complaint thus far is with Tony's shitty announcing. Get the names right or step aside and let someone else try.
- Torrie gives the crowd a "kiss my ass" motion to the crowd.
- Schiavone has the gall to call Douglas "a deranged young man."
- Why is production editing out the crowd?
- Douglas says he's been thinking of kicking Konnan's [pathetic ass].
- Yet "I'll Franchise all your asses..." (referring to a handicap match) slips by the censors. Go fig.
- Konnan, Rey and Tygress walk out.
- Konnan talks about Douglas wanting a handicap match and refers to him being mentally handicapped.
- Konnan makes a comment about satisfying Torrie and the Animals hit the ring.
- It's a 3-on-1 match.
- Konnan with the rolling clothesline.
- Tygress follows with the Bronco Buster in the corner.
- Rey joins in on the fun.
- Douglas confers with Torrie outside and maces Konnan as he gets close.
- Rey gets the mace as well.
- Tygress goes for the SLAP OF DOOM but Torrie grabs her.
- Douglas and Torrie combine for a smash to the rail.
- Charles Robinson throws this match out as Rey hobbles around at 1:21.
- Konnan gets handcuffed to the middle rope.
- Douglas gives Rey a tombstone piledriver, called a shoulderbreaker by Schiavone. My GOD, Tony is pissing me off tonight.
- So, if three Filthy Animals can't defeat Douglas and his valet on Nitro, how is Konnan supposed to triumph at the pay-per-view?
- Crowbar drops an elbow as he hits the ring.
- Perfect Event gets a big face pop, probably due to Nash being in attendance.
- Nash sits down at the announcing booth.
- Nash says the Event's music is the worst he ever heard.
- Awesome and Palumbo start.
- Palumbo kicks Awesome around.
- Palumbo whips Awesome, who comes back with a flying shoulderblock.
- Crowbar comes in with a split-legged moonsault.
- Awesome with a splash for two.
- Awesome gets rammed to the turnbuckle by Stasiak.
- Palumbo with a springboard dropkick, nearly sending Awesome outside.
- Some heel miscommunication outside lead to a split-legged dropkick.
- Awesome follows with a splash.
- Awesome slams Palumbo out the safety mat.
- Crowbar accidentally splashes Awesome as the heels fight amongst each other.
- In the ring, Palumbo backdrops Crowbar (who was on his shoulders).
- Tag to Stasiak.
- Stasiak with a fireman's carry facedrop for two.
- Tag to Palumbo.
- Rights by "one of the top ten wrestlers in WCW" as referred to by Stevie Ray earlier in the match.
- Standing side kick by Palumbo.
- Outside the heels try to work over Crowbar to no avail.
- Crowbar with a frankensteiner on Palumbo.
- Palumbo with a legdrop on Stasiak in the ring for two.
- Awesome with a flying shoulderblock from the apron after a tag.
- Awesome charges Stasiak in the corner.
- Awesome goes up top but Palumbo cuts him off.
- Stasiak with a superplex.
- Stasiak covers for two.
- Stasiak off the ropes but gets caught in a belly-to-belly suplex.
- Awesome celebrates, allowing Palumbo to deck him from behind.
- Palumbo holds Awesome for Stasiak, with the usual results.
- With Stasiak laid out, Awesome hits a frog splash from top for the win.
- YOUR WINNERS: Mike Awesome and Crowbar via frog splash in 5:57.
- Post-match, Kevin Nash has a Bobby Knight moment with his charges.
- Good enough match, but again the announcing is killing the flow here.
- Kwee-Wee carries Paisley to the aisle and tangos with her to the ring.
- Johnny comes out as Tony references that Goldberg is 9-0.
- Kwee beats on Johnny to start.
- Kwee whips Johnny to the corner and gives him a monkeyflip.
- Unfortunately, Johnny lands wrong on his ankle, buggering it up.
- We go STRAIGHT to the finish, as Kwee-Wee covers for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Kwee-Wee via pinfall in 0:20.
- We go straight to commercial afterward. Tough break for Hugger.
- No rating due to the improvised finish.
- Cat has an announcement for all of us: "Mark Madden, I hate your fat ass!"
- Does the crowd want to see The Cat dance? Apparently so.
- The faces cut a rug as we see more of the sold-out crowd.
- Cat says this place isn't big enough for two commissioners.
- Cat plans to kick Sanders' ass all over the place.
- Sanders walks out and references Johnny's injury.
- Sanders plans a PPV match in Las Vegas.
- Cat says if Sanders beats him, he gets total control.
- Sanders runs down Cat, and Cat retorts by talking smack about Sanders' mom.
- Kronic walks out.
- Sanders sends Kronic out.
- During all of this, Stevie makes a comment about Kronic breakin' necks and cashin' checks. Good, now we need a "fruit booty" reference.
- "Theme From Goldberg" plays.
- Goldberg enters from the crowd into the ring.
- Sanders says the crowd didn't pay enough money to see this match tonight.
- Sanders tells Kronic to go back, but Kronic retorts.
- Clarke says they beat people up for free.
- Clarke: "Because Kronic is all about breakin' necks and cashin' checks!"
- Adams talks, and the crowd drowns him out with a Goldberg chant.
- Adams calls Goldberg "Goldilocks" and says something not ready for prime time.
- Goldberg says his catchphrase and the four principles head to the aisle.
- Security and the tag champs hold everyone back.
- Scott Steiner and his chick join us for commentary.
- Steiner makes fun of Torrie's face, saying we need Clearasil as a sponsor. Heh.
- Steiner is getting a lot of his commentary bleeped out for obvious reasons.
- As Douglas tells Charles Robinson to check Booker for foreign objects, we see Konnan and Tygress walk backstage.
- Booker charges but Douglas grabs the ropes.
- Lockup, Booker with a headlock.
- Booker comes off the ropes and nails a shoulderblock.
- Douglas with a knee.
- Douglas rams Booker into the turnbuckle.
- Douglas whips Booker into the corner.
- Booker comes back with an elbow.
- Booker with a side kick.
- A chop at the ropes.
- Douglas reverses a whip and we go to a crowd shot as Torrie grabs Booker.
- When we come back, Douglas nails Booker from the apron.
- Douglas sends Booker to the rail and lariats him.
- Douglas drops Booker on the rail chest-first.
- Back inside, Douglas goes up top and nails a clothesline.
- Douglas delays and covers for two.
- Douglas with a neck twist.
- Booker calls a spot (by tapping his shoulder) and makes the comeback, but Douglas goes to the chinlock.
- Douglas goes into a surfboard.
- Booker tries the comeback but Douglas counters with a gourdbuster.
- Douglas with a rolling necksnap, or reverse neckbreaker if you're Tony.
- Douglas chokes Booker on the middle rope.
- Douglas chops Booker in the corner.
- For the first time in a while, the heel does the ten punches in the corner.
- Booker gets whipped to the corner and eats a double-sledge.
- Another rolling necksnap. Another miscalled move by Shitvone.
- Douglas whips Booker, who floats over into a sunset flip as the announcers mention people from Poughkeepsie, NY. Hey, I know a guy who owns a website that lived in Poughkeepsie at one time.
- Both men go down and the crowd counts with the ref.
- Booker makes the comeback and hits his spinebuster.
- Booker with a kneelift.
- Axe kick. Spinerooni. Harlem Sidekick.
- Torrie wraps a chain around Douglas' hand as Booker showboats.
- Douglas nails Booker as Kidman runs out.
- Kidman blocks Douglas and gets shoved into Midajah.
- Steiner beats down Kidman and Konnan and Jeff Jarrett hit ringside.
- HEY F***HEADS. THERE'S A WORLD TITLE MATCH GOING ON.
- When we finally manage to get back to the ring, Booker lands the Book-End for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Booker T via Book-End in 9:03.
- Another great outing by Booker. But that's the second time one of his matches was tainted by outside clusterf***ery.
- Already in the ring: David Flair.
- Thus Spake Zarathrusa brings out Ric Flair, who is doing commentary.
- "Theme From Goldberg" comes out from the P. A.
- David is screwed. :-)
- Ric points out that he is retired, thus he sits still.
- Stevie tries to convince Ric to do something to no avail.
- David tries a rear assault, but Goldberg screams the chops off.
- Spear. Jackhammer. It's over.
- YOUR WINNER: Goldberg via Jackhammer in 1:04.
- Ric gives a stare to Goldberg at the booth.
- Ric heads to the ring as we go to...
- This is an impromptu match due to what happened two segments ago.
- Steiner does the "Aussie Aussie Aussie" saying, but has a renidition to it: "Aussie Aussie [Asshole!]"
- Cute, but it would have been better if the censors didn't cut it.
- Steiner beats up a fan at ringside.
- Kneelift by Steiner off the bat.
- Steiner kicks away on Kidman in the corner.
- Steiner whips Kidman, who comes off with a dropkick.
- Steiner regains control and does a military press slam.
- Steiner with the PUSH-UPS OF DOOM.
- Some more offense in the corner.
- Kidman nails Steiner in the corner but eats a suplex mid-ring.
- Steiner goes for a powerbomb but Kidman counters with the usual for two.
- Kidman goes up top but gets cut off.
- Steiner with a super Samoan Drop. Did Tatanka ever do that?
- Steiner Recliner completes the destruction.
- YOUR WINNER: Scott Steiner via Steiner Recliner in an absolute squash in 2:14.
- Boring match, but a squash was needed to put Steiner over as a threat to Booker, folks.
- Schiavone talks about an upcoming "Countdown To Armageddon" match on a future WCW show.
- Well, you can pencil in a Douglas run-in here.
- Konnan with the CATCHPHRASES OF SEVERE ANNOYANCE.
- Jarrett blindsides Konnan and plays to the crowd.
- Konnan reverses a whip and hits a hiptoss and rolling clothesline.
- Jarrett escapes and jaws at the fans.
- Jarrett pulls Konnan outside and sends him to the rail.
- Jarrett readies a chair and jabs it into Konnan's gut.
- Jarrett grabs another chair and nails Konnan in the back.
- Back inside, Konnan gets a whip in.
- Jarrett tries a neckbreaker but Konnan reverses into a bridge.
- Jarrett whips, but Konnan reverses and hits his mule kick/facebuster combo.
- Konnan sets Jarrett into the corner.
- Konnan with a stinkface, sort of.
- As I predicted, Douglas and Torrie make their presence known.
- This allows Jarrett to swing at Konnan, but Konnan ducks and Jarrett hits Tygress instead.
- Jarrett Strokes Konnan for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Jeff Jarrett via Stroke in 2:52.
- Post-match, Jarrett puts the Scorpion Deathlock on Konnan.
- Sting throws furniture in the back and leaves his locker room.
- Various midcarders (and Booker T) make up the lumberjack faction. The majority of the 'jacks are heels, by the way.
- Nash comes out with the NBT, in case there weren't enough people at ringside.
- I'm gonna call this right now — one big clusterf*** to end this.
- The scary light and sound show brings out Sting.
- Madden (commenting on the lumberjacks): "Men, women, Big Vito too!"
- Nash with some punches.
- And we go to the corner for the Usual Patented Big Lazy Offense™.
- Nash is halfway through his repitoire, stalling more than usual for the Australian crowd.
- Big framed elbow by Nash. He's 3/4 through his offense now.
- Sting comes back and sends Nash outside into the see of good guys.
- Back in, Sting takes a cue from his old rival Ric Flair and targets the knee.
- Sting goes for the Deathlock as the faces approve.
- Sting locks the submission hold but the Thrillers pull Nash to the ropes.
- Sting tries the Splash, but Nash raises his boot.
- Nash whips Sting into a side slam for two.
- Nash picks Sting up, stumbles and gives him Snake Eyes in the corner.
- Nash with a sit-down splash on the ropes.
- Nash applies a neck vice. He's putting in overtime, baby!
- Scott Steiner runs out and gets in a fight with Booker T.
- The lumberjacks fight amongst each other, forgetting about the match they were supposed to watch.
- Sting makes the comeback.
- Clothesline. Clothesline. One more and he's Lex Luger.
- Stinger Splash in the corner.
- Sting dropkicks Nash into Charles Robinson, sending both into the corner.
- Stinger Splash into Nash and Robinson.
- Jeff Jarrett hides under Nash with a guitar.
- Sting goes for one more Splash but runs into a guitar shot.
- Nash falls on Sting and Charles Robinson counts.
- One... two... for some reason Robinson pulls his arm up before the three count.
- In any case, Nash gets the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Kevin Nash via pinfall in 7:05.
- Madden: "It's all legal, because Jarrett was a lumberjack and he's OK."
- Nash pulls off the straps, but nothing comes of it.
- We fade...