Russell T. at William Penn University writes Bill with the following wedding advice:
Good luck with the marrying and remember:
- When someone in the bride's family goes to shake your hand, check with the crowd response first. That way, you'll know if a sucker punch is coming.
- If someone you don't like is hanging out near the entranceway, get ready for a run-in.
- Remember to use at least three catchphrases.
- Talk about yourself in the third person (i.e. instead of saying "I do", say "Bill does").