WCW Thunder - July 12th, 2000

By Greg of "It ain't that" GreatWrestling.com.

I got a couple e-mails from last week saying that Mean Gene actually said "What a freaky mullet."
And also, Fat Eddie Ferrara is booking Thunder now. So if this show sucks, don't blame it on Vince Russo.
Highlights from Monday start off the show.
Backstage, "Positively" Kanyon, saying "Bro" a lot, gets advice from Smooth.
At the announce booth Tony tells us that Mike Tenay was "brutally injured" after Scott Steiner attacked him. He has "vocal damage."

Tank Abbott, and Three Count vs. The Jung Dragons and The Great Muta.

Heenan: "You know what Tenay told me last night? (Insert raspy throat sounds.)"
Where can I get those new Three Count shirts?
Tank says that during Three Count's proudest moment they were jumped from behind. And if that's not bad enough, we were robbed of seeing them perform.
Tank's right. Damn bastards.
Tank then says that he's got his green square under the ring and that he's going to dance facing the stage.
This is so predictable. The Jung Dragons run from some other place.
Tank says that they own the Jung Dragons and Muta.
Tank: "Big Daddy wants to party."
Tank asks us if we want the best, then gives us Three Count.
Yeah! This song rules!
Tank does his "dancing" on the green square, but the Dragons jump Three Count from behind.
Tank doesn't realize what happens for a few seconds.
The Great Muta jumps Tank from behind and the ref rings the bell.
We got an Eight Man Tag Match now.
Muta throws Tank into the ring then tags out to Yang.
Yang hits Tank's back with some of those weak punches.
Tank picks him up before it can get ugly and throws him down to the mat. Evan Karagias is tagged in.
Evan picks Yang up in the air, and Shannon and Shane come in and assist him in driving him down to the mat.
Evan tags to Shannon who covers and gets a two count.
The American Jamisan runs into the ropes, where Evan kicks him in the back, allowing Shannon to pick Jamisan up in a DVD. Shane the runs in and nails a neckbreaker.
Shane covers and Kaz runs in for the save.
Jamisan rolls out and Kaz is now the legal man. Remember those awesome eight man Luchadore matches? They were so long ago, I'm starting to forget them.
Kaz goes under a kick by Shane and goes for a frankensteiner. Shannon and Evan run in, though, and drive him down to the mat. Nicely done.
These guys are so underrated. Not Evan. But Shannon and Shane.
Shane goes for the pin but Muta breaks it up. He's the legal man now.
Muta kicks Shannon, then executes dragonscrew legwhips to both Evan and Shane.
Muta goes to blow the green mist at Tank, but Tank pulls up one of the green circles, and the mist hits that.
Tank then hits Muta with the circle.
Yang does the flip thing off of Tank.
Tank then hits the big punch and Shane covers for the win at around two minutes.
Hey Ed, I know you used to give yourself more time on TV then you did to those guys.
After the match Tank takes his green square, and dances with it to the back.
Watching the replay I see that Muta has a bald spot on the top of his head.

Backstage The Cat is talking on the phone. Kanyon interrupts. "Bro, Bro, Bro, Bro, Bro." Kanyon gives The Cat a copy of his book and asks for Jarrett vs. himself tonight. It was supposed to Buff vs. Jarrett but The Cat says that, knowing Bagwell, he'll get here late. He then says that if Kanyon signs his book, he can have the match.
In the back, The Misfits are discussing action. Rection sends Stash away, since he'll be wrestling The Demon next. The Perfect Event then run in and beat on the MIA with the Lex Flexors. They corner Gunns in the corner and ever so bad bookingly, Palumbo gives Gunns the Flexor. Gunns then hits him in the crotch with it as Stasiak, dressed like a dope, laughs at him. Gunns then kicks him in the crotch, too.
Yes! At the announce table, The Patron Saint Of DDT Digest, the man himself, Stevie Ray will be announcing with Tony and Bobby. The crowd is chanting "Stevie Ray." They discuss his brother for a while.

The Demon (w/Vampiro) vs. Major Stash

Vampiro comes down to the ring to his music, then has The Demon come out of his casket to his music.
Our Patron Saint thinks this is bizarre. Our Patron Saint also says that he fears guys like Vampiro and The Demon the most.
The Demon is acting all possessed in the ring.
Apparently Major Stash's name is, as it says on the box, "Misfits In Action" now because I don't see anyone leading him down to the ring.
Our Patron Saint is wondering what The Demon is doing out there with Vampiro.
After some generic crap, Stash hits a big boot on The Demon.
Stash sends The Demon into the corner. When he runs in, he gets met by a boot.
The Demon goes to the second rope but Stash drops him down, then throws him off.
Remember, Nitro is on Tuesday.
Two count by Stash.
The Demon twists his arm, then clotheslines him down for a two count.
This sucks.
Stash ducks another clothesline, then picks him up, and drops him down.
Stash goes to the second rope and jumps off with a double axehandle.
The Demon, though, is able to catch him and he drops him with the Love Gun for the win at around a minute and forty seconds.
Fat Eddie Ferrara, your booking sucks tonight.
I want Terry Taylor.
The lights then flash and Sting, in his black costume, points his bat at the two.
Our Patron Saint is wondering what this is.
Sting's music comes on and Vampiro is kind of worried.

Backstage, Kidman asks Lance if he's actually going to the Canada National Anthem tonight. Lance says he is and Kidman asks if it's a joke. "I'm from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I don't joke." Lance walks away, and Kanyon sneaks up behind a crew member, and Kanyon Cuts him! BANG!
Backstage, David Flair and Miss Hancock, who are both wearing black and blue type suits do that thing that every wrestler does on camera. You know, the W word. David tells Hancock that he'll do anything for her and she tells him that she already knows.

Lance Storm and Billy Kidman vs. Sean O' Haire and Mark Jindrak.

Anyone remember when Jindrak had that basketball gimmick?
David Penzer asks for our silence as the Canadian National Anthem is played.
Our Patron Saint: "This sucka gotta be crazy."
As Lance Storm stands for the Anthem, Kidman does bunny ears, reads a newspaper, and various things.
Damn disrespectful punk. Next Fat Eddie will be playing "Blame Canada."
That reminds me, what would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? I bet he'd kick an ass or two.
Kidman gets the crowd to chant "USA".
Right when the song is done, Lance Storm clotheslines Jindrak and O'Haire off the apron.
Kidman and Lance both slide to the outside of the ring. Mark and Sean then powerslam Kidman and Storm into the ring.
They then pick them up high, and drop them down.
Kidman gets a clothesline to the outside of the ring and the one in the orange tights (I believe that's O' Haire) hits a dropkick on Storm after some leapfrogs and stuff.
Our Patron Saint says that he's a tag team specialist.
Lance Storm ducks under O' Haire and Kidman tags in.
Kidman nails a bulldog from the ropes on O' Haire.
Kidman tags to Lance.
O' Haire gets a boot up in the corner but runs into one of those high dropkicks.
Our Patron Saint is wondering if Kidman and Storm have problems with each other.
Both teams make the tag out.
Jindrak pounds on the both of them.
Jindrak then hits a real high boot onto Storm.
The both of them beil Kidman out of the corner.
Lance dropkicks O' Haire out of the ring.
Lance Storm reverses a whip into the ropes and runs into a back elbow.
Jindrak goes to the top rope and goes off with a 450, which he goes over Lance and lands on his feet. Nice.
Jindrak hits a standing sidekick on Storm.
Kidman jumps him and sends him out of the ring.
Our Patron Saint says that he took his eyes off the man.
O' Haire sends Kidman off the ropes. Kidman knocks Lance off the apron.
Jindrak then hits the Senton Bomb (Which I think Tony began to say Swanton, but changed it mid-word) for the win at around three minutes.
Why can't we have these guys meet for just five minutes?
Storm picks Kidman up in the ring, then kicks him back down.
Storm then walks away.

We then cut to the green dark room where Vampiro and The Demon are there. Vampiro talks to The Demon, then says that he's going to rip the ski mask off of him and show his disfigured face.
Backstage, Gene Okerlund talks to the Hardcore Champion Big Vito. Vito runs down the names of the people he's beaten, New Jack not included. Somewhere else, Miss Hancock tells David Flair that she wants some gold and that if he really cared about her, she'd win him the belt. As Big Vito talks about deserts, David Flair jumps him.

WCW Hardcore Title Match: Big Vito vs. David Flair

Our Patron Saint can't believe this.
Using the stick, David Flair beats on Vito.
David hits him with various other weapons as he beats him down to the ring.
David brings him out to ramp and screams for him to get up.
Our Patron Saint has never seen this sucka (David Flair) so vicious.
Jesus, David Flair really wants to get some tonight.
David chops him some. Vito regains advantage, though, and throws him into the guardrail.
Vito beats on him some more then sends him into the ring.
David catches Vito as he gets on the apron and suplexes him in.
David goes off the top rope with a chair to the gut. Ouch.
Miss Hancock makes her way down to the ring now.
Vito hits David with the stickball bat.
David charges right into a superkick by Vito.
Vito beats on David with the kendo stick, then hits a Mafia kick.
Miss Hancock gets up on the apron and Big Vito plants one on her!
Damn Italians, always kissing everyone.
Vito sells like she bit his lip.
Vito drops him down in the corner and then sets the cone up on Flair's crotch.
Vito sends hit the cone with the stick, sending the cone straight into no man's land.
This match has been going for four minutes now. When you consider the lengths of the other matches, Ed Ferrara's a jackass.
Our Patron Saint says that this a testosterone rush.
Vito then sets up a table and executes the swinging Implant DDT for the win at around four and a half minutes.
At least they're making him seem like a worthy Hardcore Champion.
Hancock is angry at Big Vito as we cut to...
Note after my report was done: Somewhere in there Big Vito hit a flying elbowdrop.

In The Cat's locker room, Jeff Jarrett comes in and hangs up on The Cat's phone conversation. Jeff says that since Bagwell's not here, he's not working tonight. The Cat tells him that he's working "Positively" Kanyon tonight. He then tells him that he hasn't forgot about the guitar shot from last week.
We then see a clip from earlier in the day where The Perfect Event were working on their new pose which is just them showing their muscles. They leave and Kanyon runs into the ring and Kanyon Cuts a ring guy! He then runs up to the camera and does the usual. "BANG!" I love that guy.

The Perfect Event vs. General Rection and Corporal Cajun (w/Major Gunns)

The Perfect Event do their new pose in the ring.
Tony, you dope. He once again calls Major Stash the name Private Stash.
Rection and Palumbo stall to start the match.
It takes forty seconds for them to touch each other.
Our Patron Saint thinks that The Perfect Event was just caught off guard on Sunday night.
Rection charges Palumbo in the corner and hits a clothesline.
Rection sends Palumbo into the opposite corner and splashes him.
Corporal Cajun then jumps off of Rection and nails Palumbo.
Cajun jumps up in the corner but The Event catches him and drops him face first.
Palumbo does the oldest trick in the book by jumping Rection in the corner and when the ref stops Rection from getting into the ring, Palumbo and Stasiak pound on them.
Stasiak sends him into the corner and leaves the ring.
Stasiak gets tagged in and Palumbo sends Cajun into the ropes.
Stasiak then hits a jumping back elbow on Cajun.
Our Patron Saint thinks that's a fine elbow.
Stasiak covers for a two count.
Stasiak executes a gutwrench bomb on Cajun.
Our Patron Saint is wondering why he isn't covering the man.
I think Our Patron Saint is like a big teddy bear who gets angry a lot.
In the ring Palumbo hits a flying shoulderblock on Cajun.
Palumbo goes for the cover and Rection breaks it up.
Tag out to Stasiak.
Stasiak pounds on Cajun some more.
Stasiak picks Cajun up for a powerslam but Cajun brings his head down to the mat.
Tag out to Rection.
Rection clotheslines Palumbo to the floor.
Rection runs into a Stasiak boot, then misses a splash in the corner.
Palumbo then hits a superkick on Rection.
They sends Rection off the ropes and duck their heads. Rection DDTs the both of them.
Rection goes to the top rope and Cajun knocks Palumbo off the apron as he went to interfere.
After the distraction Stasiak is able to hit a nice running powerbomb for a two count.
Our Patron Saint says that General Rection came here with his game face on.
Palumbo gets tagged and quickly gets powerslammed by Rection.
Rection tags out to Cajun who hits a flying dropkick on Palumbo.
Cajun does the Bourbon Street Blues and knocks him down for a two count.
Palumbo goes for a slam but Cajun goes over Palumbo and executes the Whiplash 2000 for a two count when Stasiak makes the save.
Cajun hits a headscissors on Stasiak, sending him to the outside of the ring.
Cajun tags out to Rection.
Corporal suplexes Palumbo and Rection then goes off the top rope with an elbow.
Out Patron Saint thinks Palumbo is one hell of an athlete.
Rection goes off the top rope with the No Laughing Matter for the sure win.
Stasiak comes in the Lex Flexor and hits Charles Robinson with it.
Charles gets up a couple seconds later and DQs The Perfect Event to give the MIA the win at around a surprising seven minutes.
Actually, Charles Robinson has DQed the MIA because he saw the Lex Flexor in the hand of Corporal Cajun. This gives The Perfect Event the win by disqualification at around seven minutes.
Why would Corporal Cajun hit Charles with the Lex Flexor when his partner is making the pin. Damn Eddie Ferrara.

Backstage Booker T is doing the usual.
Booker T comes down to the ring for an interview.

Our Patron Saint wants us to let his brother speak.
Booker T introduces himself.
Our Patron Saint asks if we can dig it.
Booker T says to some woman that he loves her to.
Mike Awesome is watching this backstage.
Booker T compliments Jeff Jarrett's skills, but then says that as a man, he sucks.
Booker says that won't underestimate Jarrett.
Booker T says that there is a lot of player haters in the back wanting a shot at his title.
Booker says that they'll get their shots and he'll defend it all the time.
Booker says that he's going to kill Steiner and tells him to "Save the drama, for your Mama."
Yeah, word to that.
Booker T: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
I think Booker's trying to get that over like "If you smell what The Rock is cooking."
I like Booker's better. But that's not saying much with the hatred I have for The Rock.
Rick Steiner comes down to the ring.
Rick tells Booker that what Scott did to him on Monday was wrong.
Our Patron Saint agrees with Rick.
Rick talks about Scott's bad attitude.
Rick says that Scott listens to him or else he'll beat his ass.
Rick says that tonight he just wants to congratulate him on being the champion.
This sure is predictable.
Booker and Rick shake hands.
Booker turns his back on Rick and Rick clotheslines Booker.
Booker retaliates but Rick hits a Steinerline, then nails him with the World Belt.
Our Patron Saint leaves the announce booth and beats the hell out of Rick Steiner.
Luckily for Steiner, security breaks them up.
Rick rolls into the ring and steals the World Heavyweight Belt, putting it around his waist.
Get used to it, Rick, because our Patron Saint will kick your ass.
Rick goes to hit Booker T with a chair but Mike Awesome runs into the ring and takes the belt off of Rick.
Rick ducks a clothesline by Awesome and goes back to stomping on Booker.
Awesome knocks Rick out of the ring from behind and Rick retreats.
Our Patron Saint is going to send that sucka' to his grave.
Awesome takes the World Belt and hands it to Booker. They shake hands and we cut to...

Backstage, Daffney asks Crowbar is she looks fat in the shirt she's wearing. Crowbar tells her that she looks pretty and Daffney says, "Thanks. Let's go kick their butts." Crowbar then puts his head down in frustration as Daffney leaves. Crowbar likes Daffney from the looks of it. It's weird, I've actually talked to Crowbar several times, but I don't remember if he's married or not.
Backstage, Shane grabs Torrie from the makeup chair and tells her that she won't even have to wrestle in the match.
As we come back from break, The Cat tells Kidman not to interfere in the match. The Cat also tells Kidman that if he doesn't interfere, he can have Lance Storm tonight. And if he does interfere, he gets The Cat's foot.

Shane Douglas & Torrie Wilson vs. Crowbar and Daffney

Hey Franchise, I'm a fan of yours and everything. But stop using Danny Doring's move!
Shane says for everyone to shut up and listen to the most talented man in wrestling history.
Our Patron Saint thinks it must be Torrie.
Same thing I'm thinking.
Shane says that nobody is going to lay a hand on Torrie.
Torrie takes the mic and tires to act. She failed.
Crowbar runs into the ring and hits a jumping back elbow on Shane which sends him to the outside of the ring.
Crowbar does a baseball slide dropkick through the middle rope and to the outside.
Crowbar throws Shane's head into the mat a few more times and then sends him back into the ring.
Crowbar hiptosses Shane and gets a two count.
Our Patron Saint thinks Crowbar gave her a very goo goo eyed look.
Crowbar tags to Daffney and screams, hurting the ear of Douglas. Daffney then runs over and slaps Torrie.
Torrie mouths "You bitch."
Torrie takes off her shoes and we get a catfight.
Charles Robinson pulls Daffney off of her.
Torrie tags out to Shane and Daffney quickly tags in Crowbar.
Crowbar kicks him in the mid section and goes for a front suplex, but Shane reverses it into a suplex.
Shane tags out to Torrie who splashes Crowbar and gets a two count when Crowbar hurls her off of him.
Daffney screams at Torrie and she runs right into Crowbar who picks her up and brings her over to Daffney.
Daffney gets tagged in and hurls her by the hair.
Our Patron Saint thinks Daffney is intense.
Shane slaps Torrie's ass, making the tag in as Daffney hurls her again.
Daffney low blows Shane and hits a jawbreaker on The Franchise!
Daffney tags to Crowbar who hits a great dropkick and a nice northern lights suplex for a two count.
Crowbar does a slingshot splash for a two count.
Crowbar does nine punches in the corner, substituting a bite to the head for the tenth one.
Crowbar runs into a back elbow by the Franchise but quickly gains the advantage and executes a sweet front suplex.
Crowbar misses a springboard moonsault.
Shane hits a powerbomb but on the second attempt Crowbar does a Kidman and flips out from of it.
Crowbar runs right into a Franchiser and Shane covers for the win at around five minutes.
Damn it, Eddie. I want to see Crowbar pushed!
As Shane celebrates on the top turnbuckle, Daffney hits Shane with the lead pipe and goes for the Frankenscreamer but Shane brings her down.
Shane then hits a bad Franchiser on Daffney.
Torrie scratches at Daffney.
Our Patron Saint agrees with Bobby Heenan when he says that Daffney was asking to be beat up.

Backstage, Booker T is asking for Rick Steiner in the ring, tonight. The Cat says that he can't do it and Mike Awesome comes by thanking him for the match he got. Booker T then goes to talk to Mike Awesome.
A sad note: A driver of the WCW Motorsports Team Kenny Irwin, died (1969-2000).

It's time for the Mike Tenay interview with Scott Steiner, with his hoochie sitting next to him looking like a plastic mannequin they have in those department stores.

Steiner basically talks about his muscles and how he has no friends for the first part of the interview.
Tenay asks why he'd do that to Nash and Hall.
Steiner says he doesn't give a damn about Hall and he did that to Nash because he felt like it.
Steiner laughs at the fact that Hall is unemployed, just like the fans he doesn't give a damn about.
Scott says that he might be out of control because he's not getting what he wants.
Scott snaps at Tenay asking why the hell he's calling the frankensteiner, his move, the hurricanrana.
Tenay says that it was part of getting the Luchadores over.
La Parka, Psychosis, Silver King, El Dandy, Barry Horowitz, that Hector guy, Barry Darsow, and Lizmark Jr. Damn, I miss all you Luchadores.
Steiner says he doesn't give a damn about the Luchadores and that he'd beat him up if he didn't call it a frankensteiner.
Steiner says that he doesn't want to talk about Goldberg and how he would've beat up Goldberg at Michigan ten years ago if he wasn't so stupid and didn't get in.
Steiner says that he doesn't want nobody to like him.
Tenay starts acting like a psychiatrist asking Steiner about his childhood.
Steiner then gets a little nervous and starts choking Tenay saying it has nothing to do with his childhood.
With Fat Eddie and Russo booking again, I fear Scott's going to come out and say he was raped by his mother, who cross dressed as his father, and worked at a gay bar.
You never know with Fat Eddie and Russo.
The hoochie checks on Tenay, showing off some damn good cleavage, and Steiner calls her a stupid bitch and tells her to just leave him.
I liked that. As long as they don't screw it up like Russo does sometimes, I'll be happy.

Backstage as The Cat is talking on his cell phone, the flute music plays again. The Jung Dragons all jump out in their karate stance and The Cat puts down his phone. The Cat does a split and the Dragons run right into each other. Hah! The Cat sends both Jamisan and Yang into each other, then into the crates. The Cat then picks Kaz up in a DVD and swings his legs around, hitting Jamisan and Yang. He then kicks him into the crate and grabs his cell phone, then walks away. Hah! That was funny as hell.

Kidman vs. Lance Storm

Kidman jumps Lance Storm in the aisle.
As much as I like both these men, I'm just not interested.
Storm dropkicks him and sets him in the corner where he dropkicks him again.
Our Patron Saint says that unlike what Bobby said, he hasn't heard people talking about Lance Storm.
Lance sets a chair up in the corner.
Kidman gets up and pounds on Storm.
Storm runs into a foot to the face.
Storm goes for a bodyslam but Kidman reverses it into a forward roll for a two count.
Storm hits Kidman with a nicely placed uppercut.
Lance then snap mares him down and drops a leg for a two count.
Kidman ducks under a clothesline and executes a HURRICANRANA.
I think Scott Steiner's going to choke me out now.
Storm backdrops Kidman over the top rope and he lands on the apron.
Kidman jumps for a sunset flip but Storm catches him and drops him with a northern lights suplex for a two count.
Kidman rolls through Lance and gets a two count.
Kidman dropkicks Lance Storm.
Storm crotches Kidman on the top rope and then hits a nice vertical suplex onto Kidman. Two count only.
Kidman jumps over Lance Storm and rolls him up. Lance kicks out at two and Kidman goes crashing into the chair.
Storm then covers for a two count.
Lance sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and goes to powerbomb Kidman but, as usual, Kidman bangs his head down to the mat.
Not on the chair, down to the mat. Kidman's knees went down on the chair. Ouch.
Kidman gets the pinfall for the win at around three minutes.
For the time Fat Eddie gave them, great match.

Outside, the former WCW Tag Team Champion, Judy Bagwell, arrives with Buff, who is an hour and a half or more late. Buff leaves Judy in the car and "Positively" Kanyon comes up to her and tells her that he'll show her around. He gets a look in his eyes as we go to break.
Holy crap! During the break I taped over some tape I had in my room for the rest of Thunder. What was on the tape? An old edition of WCW Main Event where Wrath and Mortis took on the Steiner Brothers, who were led to the ring by Ted "My federation failed" DiBiase.
Out in the parking lot once again Judy Bagwell has a neck brace on and her son and doctors are checking on her.

Rick Steiner vs. Mike Awesome

In reality, I could call this whole match. But I hate Rick Steiner.
Steiner babbles for a few seconds.
Our Patron Saint says that he's pulling for Mike Awesome.
Long Story Short: Brawling. Sweet plancha by Awesome. More brawling. Both hit German suplexes. Jackknife pin attempt by Awesome. Belly-To-Belly from top rope by Rick. As Rick argues with the ref, Awesome rolls him up for the three count at around four minutes.
The Patron Saint says Rick's fire should've come out during the match and not now, as he's beating on Awesome.
Booker T runs down to the ring. Axe kick by Booker T. Harlem Sidekick which sends Rick to the outside of the ring.
Rick Steiner takes the tripod off a camera, throws it down, and walks away.
Booker and Awesome celebrate in the ring.

Backstage Kanyon and Jarrett are running? No. Sleeping? No. Shrugging? No. Walking, that's the right answer.
Booker T has joined The Patron Saint, Bobby, and Tony at the announce booth.

Winner gets shot at World Title at New Blood Rising: Jeff Jarrett vs. "Positively" Kanyon

Before the match Kanyon rips pages out of a fan's Positively Page's book.
Our Patron Saint says that Kanyon is doing a lot of things just to get noticed.
They exchange holds for a few seconds until Jarrett shoulderblocks Kanyon down.
Jeff blocks a hiptoss from The Positive One and backslides him down for a two count.
Kanyon executes an inside cradle for a two count.
Kanyon's got DDP's whole thing down. When he rests, he slouches in the corner just like him.
Kanyon puts some shoulders to Jarrett's stomach.
Jarrett rolls Kanyon up for a two count.
Kanyon hits a sweet looking Perfect Plex for a two count.
Kanyon argues with the ref and Jeff jumps him.
Jeff runs into a boot though and Kanyon hits a Rocker Dropper from the top rope.
Kanyon goes to the outside of the ring and yells at Booker T. Jeff jumps him and throws him over the guardrail.
Jarrett suplexes Kanyon back in. Jeff then nails him with the chair and taunts the guys at the announce booth.
Kanyon hits Jeff with a chair and then throws him over the ringsteps.
Kanyon sends Jeff into the guardrail, then into the ring.
Jeff jumps Kanyon when he gets into the ring.
Our Patron Saint says that he's always focused on what's going on in the ring.
Kanyon executes a sleeper but Jeff sends him off the ropes.
Kanyon ducks a back elbow and Jeff executes a sleeper of his own.
Kanyon sends Jeff off the ropes and Jarrett catches Kanyon ducking as knocks him in the head.
Jeff goes for a piledriver but Kanyon reverses it into a great powerbomb for a two count.
Kanyon misses with a book shot and Jeff DDTs Kanyon onto the book. Two count only. I'm surprised.
The ref and Jarrett get in a tug-of-war over the guitar and this allows Kanyon to hit Jarrett with the book.
Kanyon slowly makes the pin. Jarrett gets his foot on the ropes at the last second.
Kanyon ducks a clothesline and sends Jarrett to the floor.
Jeff sends Kanyon into the guardrail and then back into the ring.
Jeff stays on the outside of the ring and PUSHES OUR PATRON SAINT!
You evil bastard.
Jarrett then knocks Booker down with a punch but, who cares? He's not our Patron Saint.
Security separates them and on the other side of the ring, Buff jumps Kanyon. Security takes him away, too.
Kanyon then rolls into the ring where Jeff hits The Stroke on him for the win at around seven minutes.
Pretty good match besides for the pretty stupid ending.
7/10 show tonight. No Good/Bad/Ugly this week. But let me tell you this, our Patron Saint wouldn't be in the "Ugly" section.

WCW Thunder - July 12th, 2000

By Greg of "It ain't that" GreatWrestling.com.

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