WCW Monday Nitro - Monday, May 22^nd, 2000

What are you complaining about?
Isn't that what you like all your women to do?

• In my opinion, WCW is in the best shape they've been for years. I think we heard the phrase "solid show" from Aldo referring to Thunder for the first time in a long time last week.
• By the way, I'm Greg Conley who has been taking pictures of WCW shows for the past week. I run a wrestling site that's linked at the top and I've been watching WCW and coming to DDT Digest for years now. When Bill offered me the position doing this I was very quick to say "Yes."
• The show starts off with clips from Thunder.
• After this they show two limousines arriving.
• Elizabeth, Jeff Jarrett, Vince Russo (w/Heavyweight Belt), and David Flair arrive dressed in black.
• Apparently they've said they're going to hold on a funeral for Ric Flair.
• Russo seems sad over what happened to Ric Flair.
• Nice segment.
• And we're live from... Does anybody care?
• Weapons Match: The Cat vs. Booker T
• The Cat comes down and surprisingly doesn't take the mic.
• He has some martial arts weapons with him.
• Booker T's got some sweet sounding music to bring him down tonight.
• The Cat immediately takes a swing at Booker with a long stick but Booker ducks and hits a spin kick.
• He pounds on him and sends him through the ropes and Booker goes after him.
• The Cat throws THE BEER FILLED CUP OF UTTER DISMAY at Booker and hits him with a chair in the stomach.
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• Back in the ring they go and The Cat hits him with some black sticks which Madden ever so fatly calls, "The big black sticks."
• Obviously me nor him knows anything about martial arts besides that you get to wear a funky robe.
• He twirls them around and hits Booker T some more then chokes him with some nunchucks (spelling?).
• He twirls them around and beats him with them again.
• This is pretty damn lame. Lots of dancing, choking, and hitting.
• The Cat sends Booker off the ropes and puts him down with the "big black stick" and Booker T pounds back on him but Cat hits the low blow and twirls the stick around.
• Some hard shots to the back with the sticks by The Cat.
• To the outside of the ring for no apparent reason and he comes back in.
• He takes a kendo stick and hits him with it.
• Booker T fights back but once again The Cat hits him with the kendo stick.
• He misses a shot with the kendo stick and there's a urinage (Rock Bottom) by Booker T.
• The Cat goes to the eyes and gives him a double axehandle.
• Booker reveres a whip off the ropes and nails him with what Tony calls a "sidekick."
• He could be right, he could be wrong, probably wrong though.
• Off the ropes once again and Booker nails the spinebuster then beats on him with some weapons.
• Shawn "The Perfect One" Stasiak runs down to the ring and attacks Booker.
• There are no DQs in this match I assume.
• While The Cat goes and grabs a chair Booker T is able to knock Stasiak down with a scissor kick.
• Booker hits him with a chair and The Cat does a cartwheel and kicks the chair into Booker's face.
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• He covers and scores the pin at around 4:35. I think he was also pulling the tights.
• That certainly sucked besides the ending.
• They continue to beat on them and the MIA minus Major Guns run down to the ring and make the save.
• The other MIA send Lt. Loco into the corner with a splash onto Stasiak.
• Here comes Major Guns bouncing all around the place.
• A quote from Beavis and Butthead is brought to mind. "Boing."
• Major Stash and Corporal Cajun also do splashes in the corner but Stasiak escapes before Captain Rection can do his.
• Before Major Guns can revive Booker T the familiar music brings out Bischoff and Kimberly. Once again, "Boing."
• Bischoff babbles for a little bit then says that he's come out to address Booker T and his band of misfits.
• The crowd's chanting "asshole" and TNT edits it the first time but gives up on the rest.
• Bischoff says that he had business to take care of in California then says that he's one call away from changing the face of WCW and the New Blood forever.
• Bischoff says he wants to start off tonight with a clean sate.
• He says that he wants to give them the opportunity to step over to the New Blood side.
• They huddle up and talk amongst themselves in the ring.
• Hugh takes the mic and says they've got three words for Eric."Kiss Our Ass."
• Major Guns then pulls down her pants.
• 
• Bischoff says that they just signed their death warrant his music comes on as we cut to Hogan, Sting, Toilet Paper (Total Package. TP. Get it?), and DDP arriving.
• Hogan says that Nash is late, then Sting says that it's his gimmick.
• That was... Unneeded
• When we come back from the break Eric fires Booker T and says that he has plans for the other Misfits. They yell at them as Major Stash says, "What did he wrong man?
• Vince Russo talks to Liz
• Hah! Russo complains to Liz about her dress then suddenly breaks out into the emotional Vince and says, "Why Jeff? Why?"
• We then cut to a picture of a casket with a Ric Flair robe and a huge nose in it.
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• Shane and Jeff console him while telling him that he was too damn old and that death had been knocking on his door for ten years.
• Vince then goes over to Daffney and Crowbar who are fighting over the Cruiserweight Belt and asks them what's wrong with them since they're at a funeral.
• Crowbar: "She won't give me my belt back."
• Vince tells them to go down to the ring and settle it.
• Bischoff comes in and they hug.
• We then cut to the back where Terry Taylor and Flair's younger son Reid arrive.

• We then go to the announce booth where Mark Madden is fake crying. Isn't he supposed to be the biggest Ric Flair mark around (At least on the internet)?
• WCW Cruiserweight Title Match: Daffney (w/old Ric Flair wrestling buddy) vs. Crowbar
• Daffney comes down to the ring punching an old Ric Flair wrestling buddy thing.
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• She's screaming also.
• We show clips of what happened last week with Crowbar and Daffney.
• She takes the mic and says that Crowbar is acting like a "big baby."
• Daffney: "You tore all the heads off my Barbie dolls. You picked my suitcase. It's obvious I'm the Cruiserweight Champion. I'm the one who pinned that skank."
• Hey, you gotta agree Tammy Lynn Sytch is a skank.
• She calls Crowbar out and he's got the Cruiserweight Title.
• He gets in the ring and they do a tug of war for the belt, then thumb wrestle, then Crowbar does an Indian burn.
• Miss Hancock is out here taking notes.
• Crowbar picks Daffney up and puts her on the top turnbuckle, going for the Hurricanrana, but decides against it and gets down.
• Daffney then grabs Crowbar and gives him an atomic wedgie and Madden says it three times in that loud overzealous voice of his.
• She jumps off the top and nails the Frankenscreamer!
• Two count only.
• Crowbar picks her up and gives her a snapmare then hits a slingshot splash thing.
• He says that he's sorry and picks her up and Candido runs in and attacks Crowbar.
• That skank is in the ring also and they send Crowbar off the ropes where he hits Candido with a clothesline but Tammy ducks it.
• Daffney then charges at her and a catfight ensues with both women just about popping out of their top.
• Crowbar executes a superb over the head release German Suplex.
• Tammy goes to hit Daffney with a chair but Crowbar takes the chair away from her as Candido goes to the top rope.
• Missile Dropkick by Candido and the chair hits Crowbar's noggin (head).
• Sweet sit-down piledriver by Candido.
• Daffney goes to revive Crowbar and the ref counts 1,2,3 and Daffney wins the match and the Cruiserweight Title at around 2:15.
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• As long as she loses the title by/at the next PPV I won't bitch.
• She celebrates with the title once she realizes what happened.
• Kid Cam goes and investigates and finds Torrie with her cleavage massaging Horace in the back.
  
• When we come back from break, Booker T is leaving and he tells the MIA to "Stay tuned next week."
• About 25 feet away Ralphus is washing a nice car as Norman has a purple sign and is trying to get the guy to let him wash their car for only a dollar.
• Kidman storms into Bischoff, The Cat, and Kimberly's locker room and says that it's BS.
• He says pushes The Cat and Bischoff says that he's right around the corner and they walk there.
• Bischoff: "You're the one who wanted to hang out with a good looking blonde."
• Bischoff throws some sarcasm at Kidman and Kidman finds Torrie and asks her what she's doing.
• Kidman says that he's going to go beat his ass and tells Torrie to be a ref or something.
• Bischoff then calls a ref over and punches him in the stomach and takes off his shirt.
• He throws the shirt at Torrie and tells her to be the ref as Kidman and Horace brawl out of the locker room and down the hallway.
• Kidman throws him into a chest, but Horace reverses a whip into the steel wall.
• Horace picks Kidman up in a slam and they brawl into the production area as we cut back to the ring.
• Horace vs. Kidman w/special ref Torrie Wilson
• They're actually brawling down the rampway as we come back from break.
• I just noticed something. Where's the ramp that went all the way down to the ring? That ruled.
• Bischoff is leading Torrie down to the ring who still looks good in the ref shirt.
• Horace sends Kidman into the guardrail.
• They cut to Bischoff walking to the announcing booth and then back to Kidman vs. Horace on the outside.
• Kidman does the little thing where he sets you up in a bulldog from the steps.
• Into the ring and Horace ducks a clothesline then Kidman hits a dropkick.
• Bischoff says that there will be a very special guest ref.
• Kidman does the Hogan ear to the fans thing then runs into an elbow by Horace.
• Horace goes for a back suplex but Kidman flips out of it and Horace turns around and plants Kidman with a big boot.
• Big throwing chokeslam by Horace.
• Bischoff says Hogan will retire along with the rest of the Millionare's Club.
• Horace throws a table into the ring and gives Kidman a clothesline.
• The FUNB guy is here now.
• Horace goes for a power bomb and we see some of that old Kidman that got really annoying and Kidman drops him down with a facejam.
• YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN!
• Horace is set up on the table and Kidman goes up top but Hogan crotches him on the top rope.
• Hogan then hurls Kidman off the top rope and he and Horace both go through the table.
  
• Hogan points over to Torrie and grabs her, telling her to count.
• Hogan pulls Kidman on top of Horace as he puts his boot on Kidman, Torrie reluctantly counts the 1-2-3 and your winner at a time that I don't know is Kidman.
• Time for some yada, yada, yada time with Hogan.
• Hogan says he heard Bischoff saying there's going to be a special referee and says to get anyone to do it he'll still get the Heavyweight Title shot.
• He calls Bischoff a piece of (shit) and leaves as Bischoff is pissed.
• In the back Russo is hovering over Flair's casket and then gives David the watch he stole from his Dad saying it should stay in the family. He then says that he doesn't want his wrists to turn green and throws it in the casket.
• Terry Taylor asks Reid if he's allright with everything and he says that he is.
• Ralphus and Norman Smiley are once again outside trying to get people to pay them to wash their cars.
• A really screwed up and bouncing car pulls up.
• The Filthy Animals are in the car and they get out as Disco and Rey tell them to bounce it.
• That was stupid
• The MIA are in the back making fun of them.
• It's time for Terry Funk's big announcement.
• Terry comes down with a really bad looking suit on that Madden says he stole off of Lincoln's corpse.
• Funk's daughter is at ringside.
• Remember that Funk has retired 1,020,241 times so if he does, I doubt it will be forever.
• Funk says that the announcement is long overdue.
• He calls to his daughter to stand up and she does.
• What the hell kind of deformed chin is that?
• 
• In the back Bischoff says that that's enough and sends The New Blood to come down to the ring.
• He says he called a bunch of people to watch tonight.
• Shane Douglas' music comes out and The New Blood comes out. Shane says to just make the damn announcement.
• Funk asks him if he wants to really hear it then says if he wants to hear is to "Say 'Hell, yes'. I've heard that somewhere else before."
• Funk says that he's going to give the announcement right now and says, "It's a boy! I'm a Grandpa!"
• Well, I wasn't expecting that.
• Shane says that he was waiting for Funk to say he retires tells him to say it.
• Funk says that he thinks Grandpa shouldn't be wrestling and that they should be in rocking chairs.
• He says he's going to retire June 1^st.
• Funk says that Brad "Kevin Sullivan can bring this company up a level" Seigel cried when he heard about it.
• Funk then says that he's going to retire June 1^st, 2001 and that Brad extended his contract and Shane is shocked.
• Funk says that Shane is going to have look at his wrinkled ass for another 365 days.
• Correction Terry, that will be 374 days.
• Shane says there coming down to the ring to retire him right now.
• Shane, Stasiak, Candido, and The Cat are the NB members in the ring.
• Funk has the advantage for a couple seconds but they come in and beat him.
• Shane has a chain wrapped around his fist and Shane punches him some more with it.
• Shane gives Funk a piledriver onto a chair.
• Brandi (Funk's daughter) runs into the ring and begs Shane to get off of her and he pushes her over.
• Skank (Tammy) taunts her as one of them gives Funk a DDT.
• Spike piledriver onto a chair by Shane and the rest of the New Blood.
• Shane gets over him and Candido counts three.
• My best guess is that wasn't an official match.
• They celebrate in the ring with Shane holding the Hardcore Title as Brandi cries.
• We go to the parking lot where the MIA confront Norman and Ralphus.
• While Captain Rection speaks to Norman off camera, Major Guns comes up to Ralphus and flirts with him.
• While he's distracted Major Stash comes up behind Ralphus and swaps the buckets of water and he also acts disgusted because of Ralphus' buttcrack.
• Norman and Ralphus are washing the FA's car so the bad water will destroy the car. Once again, do you get it?
• The Wall is stalking around carrying a table and Awesome is driving the ambulance. The Wall vs. Mike Awesome is next.
• Tables vs. Ambulance Match: "Career Killer" Mike Awesome vs. The Wall
• Mike Awesome is mocking Kanyon as he comes down to the ring in a wheelchair with his head gear.
  
• Mike Awesome says that he needs a sponge bath and can't find his nurses.
• He gets up and walks to the ring.
• Madden: "It's a miracle! He's walking!"
• He gets into the ring and says that his name is Chris Kanyon and at the last PPV Mike Awesome threw him off the triple cage and ended his career all because he tried to help his good buddy.
• This is pretty funny.
• The Wall makes his way down to the ring.
• Usual punches to start the match off.
• Off the ropes goes The Wall and Awesome gives him a big clothesline.
• Tony calls Awesome, "a sicko."
• The Wall executes a big boot.
• The Wall executes a running slam or whatever the technical name for it is.
• Into the corner he sends Awesome and goes for the ten punches in the corner but Awesome gets out of it and goes for a running Awesome Bomb but The Wall gets out of it.
• Ouch. The Wall goes off the ropes and Awesome backdrops him over the top rope and The Wall goes flying through a table.
• The Wall gets right back up and Awesome is declared the winner at 1:30.
• Nice ending to a short match.
• The Wall gets right back in and pounds on Awesome and they brawl up the entrance way.
• The "Perfect Strangers" rip-off plays and Shane Douglas runs out and hits The Wall with a lead pipe as they call it.
• They brings The Wall into the back and beat on him some more and brings him to the ambulance where DDP comes out from the back of the ambulance with a chair.
• He knocks both Awesome and Shane down with it.
• He sends Awesome into the ambulance and it goes away as The Wall and Shane are brawling in the back.
• Into the wall goes Shane.
• He chokes Shane on the floor and says he'll kill him.
• We then cut to an obviously pretaped segment as the New Blood (Which includes Shane and Awesome) brings the casket out.
  
• They say that it's heavy and Russo blames it on his big nose.
• Liz laughs a little bit and yells at her, then tells the main event of Worldwide to take her away from him for the rest of the night.
• We come back and Ralphus pours the bucket of "soap" on the car.
• It's paint and Ralphus and Norman don't think anything of it and they continue to rub it in.
  
• Some sad music brings out Russo, the casket, and the rest of them.
• This is really dramatic you should know.
• They open the casket and the big nose and robe are shown.
• Russo does the "Dearly Beloved" stuff and says that they're here to celebrate the death of Flair's career.
• The footage rolls of Flair getting hurt on Thunder and calls it pathetic.
• Russo says that the fans can hold it over their heads because it was their fault that he got hurt.
• Vince says that the only bad thing is that David Flair couldn't retire his father.
• Vince: "Russo may suck, but Russo has the Heavyweight Title."
• Vince gives the Heavyweight Title to Jeff Jarrett and he's the new champion.
• Jeff takes the mic and says that once again he has proven he's The Chosen One.
• Russo takes the mic and says that he's going to have a heart and do the right thing and bury the Rolex with Flair's career.
• Didn't David throw it in the casket earlier?
• But never mind. This is WCW, logic doesn't matter. Just like how Shane and Awesome were carrying the casket less then a minute after Awesome got put into an ambulance and Shane was getting choked by the Wall.
• He rolls to the outside of the ring and goes to throw it into the casket but Nash pops out and chokes Russo!
  
• He pushes Russo and gets into the ring where he hits a big boot on Flair, then sends Jarrett of the ropes and gives him a big boot.
• Nash exits the ring with the Heavyweight Title, taunts Russo one last time, and stalks off.
• There's a new interview girl there as Russo, Jarrett, and Flair come in.
  
• Russo: "Who are you?!"
• He takes the mic and says Nash had 45 minutes to give the belt back and tonight there'd be a no holds barred match between Jarrett and Nash.
• Big Poppa Pump (w/six large breasts, three women, and the US Belt) vs. Rick Steiner in an Asylum Match.
• Steiner has two cheerleaders a woman in a black dress leading him down this week.
• Yowza!
  
• Steiner says that it's great to be back in Michigan and says some crap that finishes off with him being Superman.
• He says when the moon comes out he becomes Big Booty Daddy or somewhat.
• Steiner: "All my freaks know there's nothing finer then doing the (no clue) with Scott Steiner."
• He says that's the freaks' hookups and tells them to holler.
• Steiner says that all his friends told him that he had a bad temper and that he'd end up in jail.
• Steiner says he's been in a cell before and he's always survived. He then says that wherever he goes the cell goes with him.
• An aerial shot shows a cage that is similar to the UFC's place they fight (I think that's what it looks like).
  
• He calls out Tank and Rick Steiner.
• Madden: "That's about 69 feet above the ring."
• Rick makes his way down to the ring as the "asylum" as Tony called it comes down.
• This is going to be a real match it looks like.
• Generic brawling to start.
• Rick hits some hard punches on Scott.
• Scott blocks a throw into the cage and then throws Rick into it and into it again.
• Belly-to-belly suplex by Scott.
• Tankberg's music plays and we cut to the back where R&B Security bring out that loogey spitting, wire cutter opening, tough sunuva-bitch.
    
• Steiner releases the Steiner Recliner from his brother as Tankberg comes out (The name on the caption actually says Tankberg).
• Tank tries to break in but can't as Scott manhandles his brother.
• Tank knocks out the referee.
• He got the box for the Asylum from the ref and it rises.
• Tank and Rick attack Scott to get a no contest at around the two minute mark.
• The Wolfpac music plays and Nash runs into the ring and nails both Tank and Rick with the heavyweight belt.
• The two of them just stand in the ring and look on.
• They cut to the back where Jarrett is talking to Russo who's changed into his NY shirt.
• Nash looks really stupid when he's trying to act pissed like he is now.
• The new interview girl is here and she wants answers!
• She asks Nash why she just helped Big Poppa Pump and Nash asked who she is.
• She says her name is Pamela and she's the new interviewer and then asks him to answer the question.
• Russo, Bischoff...who the f--- thought of having this girl as the interviewer?
• Nash says that it's real simple and that's he's an easy man to find and he challenges Jarrett to a match tonight? Didn't Russo already make a No Holds Barred match?
• Hah! The interview girl says, "Wow" to Nash and he turns her around and looks at her ass and she gets a mean look on her face as Nash leaves.
• Terry Taylor is then shown talking to Reid Flair. I wonder if he'll take down Bischoff again?
• Chuck Palumbo (w/R&B Security and Liz) vs, DDP- 3:50
• Tony thanks the new interview girl and Madden says, "That wasn't Okerlund?"
• Clips from Thunder air.
• Palumbo does a muscle pose down and DDP attacks him.
• DDP does a shoulderblock to Palumbo, blocks a hiptoss, then gives him a belly-to-belly and gets a two count.
• Some boxing punches and then the last spinning one onto Palumbo.
• Damn! DDP nailed a sit-down power bomb.
• Palumbo goes into the ropes and executes a low blow.
• Palumbo calls Liz into the ring and she slaps Palumbo.
• This allows DDP to roll up Palumbo but only score a two count.
• They both hit each other with a clothesline and both of them are down.
• Kimberly's out and from behind she hits Liz with the bat.
• In the ring DDP executes a urinage (Rock Bottom)
• Mike Awesome runs through the crowd with the protective thing he wore to make fun of Kanyon and he nails DDP with the steel part of it.
• Palumbo executes the Torture Rack and the ref comes in and declares Palumbo the winner at 2:58.
  
• The Total Package is out there and is helping Liz.
• He questions it but then runs into the ring and Kimberly holds onto DDP, and when she lets go, he gets nailed with the Lex Flexer thing that Palumbo has.
• Torrie and Kim have more then being hot in common. Kim's also cold.
• Taylor and Reid are walking to the ring.
• They show The Total Package getting put into the ambulance. His face apparently got shattered.
• Kim is in the back with Liz who's asking what they did to the Total Package as she's very worried.
• Here are Terry Taylor and Reid Flair.
  
• Reid calls out David.
• He really has bad mic skills.
• David and Daffney make their way down to the ring.
• Reid says that they miss David and that Dad needs him.
• Flair yells at Reid as Daffney breaks something over Taylor's head, knocking him out.
• David pushed his brother and Reid gives him a low blow then takes him down.
• Side headlock by Reid but David punches him into he gut and executes the Figure Four Leglock on the twelve year old kid.
• Security breaks it up.
• Vampiro (w/gasoline and torch) vs. "That FUNB Guy" Hulk Hogan
• Vampiro makes his way down to the ring as they show clips of what happened on Thunder.
• They then call the match a "Torch Match."
• Vampiro attacks from the start of the match and hits him with a spin kick.
• Vampiro punches him in the corner with his head facing the crowd.
• To the outside goes Hogan and Vampiro jumps off the apron with a double sledge.
• Vampiro sends Hogan into the guardrail.
• He hits him with a chair and then a superkick.
• Hogan comes right back with punches and knocks Vampiro down with a chairshot and then another one.
• Hogan sends Vampiro into the guardrail and puts punches him on and over the announce table. Hogan hits his head into the table and it falls apart.
• Into the ring they go and Hogan beats on him with the Apple Pie Strap then chokes him with it over the top rope.
• Slam by Hogan as Madden says the word "orgasmic."
• Hogan's biting Vampiro!
• Into the opposite corner goes Vampiro and Hogan clotheslines him.
• Into the ropes and he hits another clothesline.
• He puts his foot to his nuts and then hits a weak big boot then the Big Leg Drop.
• He doesn't want to win and he pounds on Vampiro then threatens the referee. As the ref checks on Vampiro, Billy Kidman runs into the ring and hits Hogan with the blowtorch.
• He puts Hogan onto him and Vampiro is your winner at around 4:30.
• Vampiro was going to pour the gasoline on Hogan but Sting runs out and attacks Vampiro, then executes the Scorpion Death Drop.
• They show a crow, then Sting beats on Vampiro some more and they leave as we go to break.
• When we come back The Filthy Animals find their car painted white and attack Ralphus and Norman.
• The MIA make the save as Norman screams in the background.
• They tell Major Guns to revive Ralphus but she doesn't want t.
• She gets down reluctantly to wake him up but Ralphus sticks his tongue out and she jumps up and yells "Yuck."
• Hah! He tried to slip her the tongue.
  
• Clips of what just happened.
• WCW Heavyweight Title Match: Jeff Jarrett vs. Kevin Nash in a Falls Count Anywhere Match:
• After their introductions "Iron Man" brings out Vince Russo along with R&B Security.
• He will apparently ref the match.
• Jarrett pounds on him in the corner and Nash sends him into the corner and Jarrett jumps up. Nash catches him though and drops him over the top rope.
• He sets him up on the middle rope and jumps on his neck.
• Sidewalk slam by Nash and gets a one count and Russo gives Nash a crotch chop.
• Jarrett hits Nash with a chair.
• Nash gets up and clotheslines Jarrett out of the ring and beats on him some more.
• He picks him up and drops him across the ring apron. Nash goes for the pin but Russo rolls back into the ring and calls him in.
• Nash stalks Russo and Jarrett hits Nash with the title belt. Jarrett goes for the pin and only gets a two and a half.
• Jarrett is mad and continues to pound on Nash as he gets up.
• Am I the only one who had bad technical problems during this match?
• Nash goes for the Jackknife Power Bomb but Russo sprays the mace in his eyes.
• Jarrett hits a pretty damn bad Stroke on him and Scott Steiner runs down to  he ring and pounds on Jarrett.
• Russo maces Steiner and R&B Security cuff him to the ring ropes.
  
• Jarrett goes for the pin but Nash chokes both Russo and Jarrett.
• He makes Russo count but Jarrett gets the shoulder up.
• Nash pounds on R&B Security even though they maced him.
• Nash sets him up for the Jackknife on the concrete floor but the red comes down from the ceiling and misses Nash by a few inches. Jarrett comes out and nails him with the guitar and Russo counts the three count and Jarrett is the new Heavyweight Champion at 5:50.
• Steiner is still handcuffed and they celebrate with the title as we leave Nitro.
• Bischoff comes out and says that they're just too much and says Hogan and Flair will be gone and says that if Nash though this was an ass kicking, then he'd seen nothing yet.
• Russo says that they can all bite them.
• Bischoff asks Jarrett how it feels to be the champion once again and he says that he's once again proven that he's The Chosen One and tells us to "Choke on that Slapass."

The Bad: Besides for the main event and the Cruiserweight Title the matches were all boring. Daffney having the Cruiserweight Title is giving me bad flashbacks to Madusa with the title.

The Ugly: That Major Guns was going to revive Ralphus and that screw up with Awesome/Douglas really was unacceptable since Russo should've known they were on right next to each other.