Funny you should mention "The Man Show" in the mid-week report as they had a segment on the other night dealing with wrestling. It was part of the "Man-o-vations" segment. It was a book-on-tape style item called "Stars of the WWF read the bible."
The three wrestlers which had samples used (and, no, it wasn't actually them reading it, just bad impersonators) were Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin, and strangely enough, Randy Savage (guess they don't know their wrestling that good).
All I remember was that the Savage one dealt with Slim Jim and the Austin one dealt with one of those "So-in-so begat so-in-so" lines (strangely, there were no mentions of any 3:16s). The weirdest one was HBK's. His was David and Goliath and it ended with him doing a fake plug for a match at the Silverdome........against Bret Hart.
If they only knew....
I started to recognize the pattern, and I said to myself that maybe the problem wasn't the roommates, it was her.
Think about that story next time Shane Douglas complains about how he was screwed by WCW.