WCW Worldwide - Saturday, 3/18/00

We get an "Exclusive look at the Wall."
Which pretty much means clips of Crowbar being chokeslammed on Thunder 3/1
And David Flair being chokeslammed on Nitro 3/6
We see David Flair being stretched out
And Bam Bam Bigelow being thrown 5 feet from a single punch
To Thunder 3/8, where the Wall takes out David Flair, Crowbar and Bam Bam Bigelow.

Perhaps as a comparison, we get an ad just to tell us that Monday Night RAW is sold out for 3/20 in Chicago (well, Rosemont)

We get a video package (with Mr. Un-Seen Narrator) showing us how he came back..
...and how he get to Uncensored.
The words "Powers That Be" aren't mentioned.
Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are seen but not mentioned (or heard), but JJ joining the nWo is and its problems are hinted at.
Sid gets about ¹/₅ of the time of Jeff, 'cause they're really working hard to make us think that he has a chance.

Hudson: "We don't call it Uncensored for nothing!"
Later, Heenan: "Think about Jeff Jarrett, The Powers....that run through his mind."
Anyway, you're better of going to WCW.com for the complete lineup, 'cause it isn't exact here.

Barbarian has the FOF tights and the music.
Tony S and Mike Tenay are the ring announcers
Just 'cause we haven't heard enough hype about Sid/Jarrett, we get more talk about it from these two.
Could be worse. They could be hyping the Hogan/Flair match instead.
Lockup, into the ropes, break, but Barbarian gets into some shots.
Barbarian with a choke hold in the corner.
Finlay with a kick, forearm, and an elbow.
Now he pushes Barbie in the corner, one shot, reversal by Barbarian who gets some shots in, and a slam.
Barbarian with a stomp, Finlay to his feet.
Lockup, Finlay gets a neck pinch, then an elbow to the head.
Barbarian to outside, Finlay follows him out, and drives his back into the apron.
Finlay tries to whip Barbarian, but it gets reversed and Finlay goes into the guardrail
Barbarian smashes Finlay's arm into the steps.
Barbarian rolls in, Finlay follows, but is stomped in route.
Barbarian with a slam, and goes up top?
Flying clothesline connects! But Finlay kicks out at 2
Barbarian with a whip, but puts his head down to soon.
Finlay with kicks and punches, but then the ref gets in his way.
The ref moves, and Barbarian hits the Kick Of Fear!
But Finlay kicks out at 1.5
Finlay gets his forward roll slam, and that's good enough for 3.
Your Winner: Fit Finlay
Not a bad match.
Odd to see Barbarian's finisher killed off like he was Chris Adams or something.
Maybe he's on his way out?

"Latin America's Sexiest Men" Los Fabulosos (Silver King and El Dandy) vs La Parka and Chavo Guerrero

Hmm, this match looks kinda familiar.
In fact, it is, although it took me a while to figure it out. The same opening match from Thunder this week, with a new voice-over.
Hey, it's a good match, I don't mind.
Wait a minute, no, La Parka just won with his corkscrew moonsault. That didn't happen last time.
Your Winners: La Parka and Chavo Guerrero
But, like, it seemed like they did the exact same match up to that point.
I'm SOOOO confused.
Okay, so, looking at Aldo's report, it's more or less the same till Chavo hits the Tornado DDT, 'cause that's when La Parka hits the moonsault

Well Scott does, but Heenan's looking at Miss Handcock and Torrie Wilson in WCW Magazine.