• Apparently Xavier Doom couldn't stomach another WCW PPV, so I'm in the driver's seat.
• First, a small introduction. I'm Alexi Franklin, and I own/operate WCWUniverse.com, as well as reporting on a bunch of other sites. I've been a fan of DDTDigest.com since I've been watching WCW these last few years and I recently asked Bill if I could do some writing. I was pretty surprised to have him give me a PPV as my first assignment.
• This card looks decent - a decent Thunder that is.
  • That was a little rough.
• No Meng tonight. Meng = Buyrates.

• FBI Warning against copying and distributing the show. Funny, because Bill asked me to send him a tape of the PPV. I think Bill's trying to trap me in an FBI sting.
  • No, not Steve Borden.
• Funny spot here - the FBI warning goes down for a sec and we see a guy with a sign, "I'd rather be at WrestleMania."
• Opening Promos. Do you care?
• Flair, Lex, and Liz on the tarmac - walking!
• Hogan and Sid talk. Sid stammers out something about someone beating up someone.
• Jeff Jarrett walks with the Harrii - apparently we're in for a surprise tonight.
  • I can't wait.
• Pyro. We're LIVE from Miami, Florida.
  • Meng's with me here tonight. Meng sez: Pyro pretty. Meng like Pyro. Meng should be at PPV.

   

• MATCH #1: WCW World Cruiserweight Title Match -- TAFKA Prince Iaukea w/Paisley v Psychosis w/Juventud Guerrera
  • I eat my dinner during TAFKA's entrance.
  • Psycho and Juvi are out.
    • Psycho's music sounds like it's Japanese, and it always bugs me.
  • Before the match starts, Chris Candido comes down in a "Hard Knox" T-shirt. He talks about Internet rumors.
  • Psychosis starts off with sidekicks into the corner.
  • Psycho evades an elbow.
  • Psycho hits a top rope Hurracarana before sending TAFKAPI outside.
  • Suicide dive to attack him outside.
  • Back in the ring, TAFKA kicks Psycho in the gut and sets him up in the Tree of Woe.
  • TAFKA kicks him in the gut before doing a surfboard and pulling Psycho's hair.
  • Psycho escapes to the outside. Paisley goes after Psychosis until TAFKA comes after him, Psycho head first into the steel steps.
  • Back into the ring - TAFKA in control, he eventually puts on another Hair-pull Surfboard.
  • Some elbow drops, and he makes three covers for three two counts.
  • Psycho tries a sunset flip for a two.
  • TAFKA comes out with a lariat.
  • Psycho Irish Whips TAFKA into the turnbuckle and then back elbows him.
  • He then sets TAFKA up top for a jumping top rope Frankensteiner for a two.
  • Psycho hits his trademark front-face suplex.
  • Psycho up top....Paisely distracts him.
  • Juvi and Paisley go at it after Juvi kisses Paisley.
  • Paisley kicks Juvi's ass.
    • Way to get over the talent...
  • Psycho hits his guillotine legdrop, and he would win, but Paisley distracts him.
    • I smell screwjob...
  • Eventually, Psycho turns around to get a jumping DDT to a loss.
  • 1, 2, 3.
    • A good match, but the announcers only talk about Candido and they only put over Candido and barely talk about the match. I felt that Candido's mic skills left much to be desired.
    • Also, Psycho deserved the win, as he put on a much better show and he's a better wrestler.
    • And TAFKA PI sucks.

   

• Backstage, Mean Gene talks to Bam Bam Bigelow about his match later that night. BBB says how it's wrong that The Wall is hurting people and putting them in the hospital.
• Back in the arena, we await Norman & The Demon to face Lane & Rave, but Miss Hancock comes out.
• Lodi...er....Idol....er Rave, on the mic, asks Hancock to leave the ringside area. Lane tells her she's not riz-at material.
• Hancock makes a crack about the size of their manhood.
• The Demon's casket gets rolled out, and The Demon comes down the entrance way, because Norman comes out of the aforementioned casket.

• MATCH TWO: The Demon & Screamin' Norman Smiley v XS
  • Norman and The Demon chat, until XS Pearl-Harbor them.
  • The heels send The Demon outside, and Norman send Rave outside. Rave and The Demon brawl outside while Lane and Norman fight inside.
  • Norman hits the Big Wiggle and his tilt-a-whirl slam, while Rave and Demon get back on the ring apron.
  • Demon and Rave are tagged in, and they brawl.
  • Rave with two after a suplex.
  • Lane tagged in, and the Demon gets to Norman for the tag.
  • Hip tosses and a tilt-a-whirl slam send the heels down.
  • Until Lane hits the Memory Lane on Norman.
  • But The Demon comes in for the save, a'stomping and a'kickin.
  • Norman makes a comeback, and he locks in the Norman Conquest on Lane for the submission victory.
  • After the match, Lane and Rave forcefully take Ms. Hancock from the ringside area.
  • Demon and Norman stop them.
  • They save Hancock and take her back to the ring.
  • She has Norman bend over, and she Big Wiggle's him from behind.
  • They then have the ref, Billy Silverman join in with Miss Hancock, and Norman Smiley in doing a group wiggle.
  • And The Demon joins in.
    • I couldn't make this up.
    • At least the match was short. It was an OK match, and would have been worse if it had been a second longer.
    • And I can't argue with Miss Hancock doing anything to anyone's ass.

     

• Backstage, Booker, Kidman, and Torrie try to sort out their problems.
• Also, David makes Daffeny promise to stay backstage.
  • But she had her fingers crossed.
  • Tricky.

   

• MATCH THREE: Bam Bam Bigelow v The Wall
  • BBB and The Wall trade off on punches.
  • Brawling, back and forth, nothing of note.
  • BBB splashes Wall.
  • Wall comes back with a Lariat that takes him to the mat and a splash of his own.
  • Bigelow comes back with a bodyslam.
  • He then goes up top for his diving headbutt.
  • Two count.
  • Wall comes up with a big boot.
  • Punches.
  • Wall Irish whips him until another kick.
    • A punch THEN a kick? I thought it was punch, punch, kick.
  • Bigelow does a Tornado DDT with off-the-rope momentum.
    • Nice.
  • The Wall recovers, and a Lariat sends both men outside.
  • They brawl.
  • They eventually make it to the internet position.
    • Chapter 15 of the Kama Sutra.
  • The Wall chokeslams BBB through the table with computers and the bell rings, presumably because of a double countout.
  • Then, David Flair and Crowbar attack The Wall.
  • He demolishes them with headbutts.
  • The EMTs come out for BBB.
  • Crowbar and The Wall brawl to the back.
    • Well, that was pointless.
    • But short.
    • I spoke too soon.
  • The Wall and Crowbar brawl on top of the scaffolding that's the entrance way.
  • Crowbar's basically in control until...
  • He chokeslams him 15 feet in the air through the stage.
  • Good God! That was a stiff bump.
    • Very, very cool.
  • The EMTs attend to Crowbar.
  • We recap the bumps.
    • I think we're going to see the clip of The Wall chokeslamming Crowbar about a bazillion times this week.
    • Bazillion - that's a technical wrestling term.
    • You wouldn't understand.
  • Crowbar is carted to the back to an ambulance. We're all very concerned, including Booker and Lash LeRoux.

   

• Mean Gene talks to Brian Knobbs about what The Wall just did. Knobbs promises to win the Hardcore title.
  • As opposed to cutting a promo where he says he WON'T win the title? Has that ever happened?

   

• MATCH FOUR: WCW Hardcore Title Match -- Three Count v Brian Knobbs
  • We some clips of Three Count wrestling.
  • Evan, on the mic, talks smack and they get ready to dance until Knobbs comes out.
    • Tony Schiavone, with the only good call of his career, says that Shane Helms looks like Zorro with his mask on.
  • Knobbs makes his way out.
    • *Sigh*
  • Knobbs goes backstage, and comes back with plundah.
    • Mops, chairs, garbage can, kendo sticks, crutches, and something that sets my heart a-flutter, a ladder.
  • Three Count starts right off with garbage cans and lids outside the ring.
  • They throw him back in the ring, and one by one Three Count comes in.
  • And one by one, they get beaten with cans.
    • Predictable.
  • Knobbs hits the Pitty City on all three members of Three Count.
  • Helms comes back with a garbage can shot.
  • They prop up a ladder in the corner.
  • Knobbs is Irish Whipped into the ladder
  • They set the ladder up.
  • Helms splashes off the top.
  • Karagais corkscrew splashes Knobbs.
  • Moore misses a somersault splash.
  • They dance for the crowd while Knobbs fetches the Fire Extinguisher and sprays all three men.
  • He hits Helms in the face with the chair for his first pin, because this is apparently a gauntlet match.
  • Knobbs goes outside to get a table. He props the table up outside.
  • Knobbs throws Evan back in, he goes in after him.
  • Running powerbomb inside the ring to hit Evan in the table outside the ring.
    • Sweet.
  • Knobbs pins Evan.
  • Helms attacks Knobbs even though he's eliminated. Knobbs sends him into the crowd.
  • Moore comes after Knobbs, and Knobbs beats him like the red haired stepchild with plundah, and he sets up a table.
  • Knobbs goes to throw Moore through the table, but Helms crossbody blocks the two to knock Moore into pinning Knobbs for the win.
  • But wait, he was on the ring ropes.
  • So Nick Patrick restarts the match.
  • Moore begs off, and he offers Knobbs the title.
  • Knobbs will have none of it, and he wins with a top-rope garbage can drop for the win and his third Hardcore Title reign
    • Not a bad match at all. Despite myself, I enjoyed that match

     

• Backstage, Harlem Heat 2000 yell about Booker v Kidman. They tell Kidman to not trust Booker.
  • Ahmed sure can yell.
  • I live on 120^th and Lenox -- I've never seen Stevie, Biggs, Booker, Cash, or Big T.
  • Does that mean wrestling's not real, Meng?
    • Meng say yes. Meng sorry to disappoint. There no San-ty Claws neither, Mr. Alexi.
• We see the limo that presumably holds Jeff Jarrett's surprise.
• Vampiro mumbles about Finlay in some room backstage.

• MATCH FIVE: Booker & Kidman w/Torrie v Stevie Ray & Big T w/Cash and J Biggs
  • Booker and Stevie start off brawling.
  • After a back elbow, Booker takes control, tagging Kidman in.
  • Dropkick by Kidman.
  • Crossbody-block attempt by Kidman ends up into a slam by Stevie.
  • Big T is tagged in.
  • Kidman dropkicks him.
  • Booker's tagged in, and he chops Ahmed....er...Big T and Harlem Sidekicks him.
  • Stevie comes in, he gets beat up, Cash gets an axe-kick, and Big T gets a Russian Leg Sweep.
  • Kidman gets tagged in, and is mauled by Stevie.
  • Big T is tagged in, and the mauling continues.
  • Kick punch kick, punch punch kick. Kick kick kick, punch punch punch.
  • Biggs on the mic, talks smack. No justice for Harlem Heat, no peace.
  • The ref yells at Booker while outside, Cash and Big T beat up Kidman. Big T goes into the crowd and flies over the railing to barely tap Kidman.
  • Back in the ring, HH2K continue to punch and kick.
  • Booker breaks up a pin attempt by Big T.
  • More punch kick until Kidman makes a comeback with a Tornado DDT.
  • Both men struggle to make tags.
  • Booker comes in house-o-fire against the newly tagged Big T.
  • Booker rock-bottom's Big T. Stevie breaks the pin.
  • Booker rock-bottom's Stevie.
  • HH2K comeback for a double sidewalk slam.
  • Kidman breaks up the pin.
  • Outside, mayhem ensues as Kidman tricks Cash into running into Stevie.
  • Inside the ring, Kidman runs in to sunset flip Big T.
  • Since Big T's so fat, Booker kicks Big T over for the pin
  • 1, 2, 3.
  • Outside the ring, Booker, Torrie, and Kidman embrace.
    • Not a bad match. Pretty good, actually.
    • We see clips of The Wall chokeslamming Crowbar earlier.
      • Didn't I call that we'd see that over and over
        • and over and over
          • and over and over
            • and over again?

   

• MATCH SIX: Fit Finlay v Vampiro
  • The announcers read down a list of BS injuries on BBB and Crowbar. Broken this and strained that.
    • If they really were hurt as bad as Schiavone and Tenay said, they'd be out for months.
  • Fit out first.
    • I really wish they had let Taylor/Regal/Finlay be a trio.
  • Vampiro out, Fit starts off with lariats, kicks, and elbow drops to take control.
  • Trapezius submission hold on Vampiro.
  • Elbow drop on Vampiro.
  • Irish whip on Vamp, he reverses to knock Fit down.
  • Vamp up top, spinning heel kick for two.
  • This is a pinfalls count anywhere match.
  • Vamp powerbombs Finlay.
  • Chop, punch, punch, headbutt, gut stomp, by Vampiro.
  • Into the turnbuckle, more punch kick by Vamp on Fit.
  • Vamp runs at Fit, Fit sends him face-first into the turnbuckle.
  • Fireman's carry into a forward roll slam by Fit.
  • Fit gets a chair.
  • He set s the chair on Vamp's face for a top rope move. Ref Charles Robinson removes it.
  • Fit comes off the top, face first into his own chair.
    • How ironic. NEVER saw the coming.
      • Meng say he shocked. Meng never think he see THAT in a wrestling match.
  • Fit and Vamp brawl outside. Irish whips, railing shots, and the announcers table - you get it.
  • They fight up into the crowd.
  • Up.
  • And up.
    • If they keep going up, they're going to go into all the empty seats.
  • They continue to brawl to the bathroom.
    • The women's bathroom.
  • Fit, being a gentleman, keeps going to the men's bathroom.
  • Mark Madden says that Vamp should use the urinage.
    • Heh heh heh.
  • Vamp does a spot where he jumps off the stall into a Fit Finlay garbage shot.
  • They continue to fight till they get outside.
  • Fit almost throws him off the balcony.
  • They come back inside.
    • Obviously sensing the bad message they're sending to America's children.
    • Or something like that.
  • Punch, kick, punch.
  • They throw one another into the walls.
  • Vamp hits the nail in the coffin on the concrete floor for the pin.
  • 1,2,3.
    • Maybe that came off badly. It was all punch kick outside the ring area, but they had a lot of energy in it and the crowd was all around them, and they both sell well, so it was a good match.
  • Vamp celebrates with the fans.

 

• Backstage. Jarrett and the Harii chat over tea and scones.
  • Not really. They just talk.
  • It just sounded better.
  • Okay, it didn't. It was a stupid joke.
  • Sorry.
• Mean Gene talks with the Mamalukes. No holds barred, no DQ. We're going to be the champs. Break thumbs.

• MATCH SEVEN: WCW World Tag Team Title Match -- The Mamalukes w/Disco v The Harris Brothers.
  • The Harris Brothers come out first.
  • Then, naturally, the Mamalukes do. With Disco. And the belts.
    • Say what you will about the Mamalukes, but they actually come to the ring with the belts. That's a lot more than past WCW champs have done.
    • Do I come off as a bitter 40 year old woman? I hope not.
    • No, I'm not a 40 year old woman.
  • Vito and a Harris to start off.
    • As if I can tell. Or care.
  • Harris bro starts off strong, forcing Vito to the turnbuckle.
  • Vito comes back with Lariats until the Harris bro flees the ring.
  • Vito does his little kung fu stance in the ring.
    • What's up with that?
  • Johnny and a Harris in the ring. Punch kick until Johnny hits a powerslam.
  • Tags Vito in, double team punch. Bull kicks him, Vito swinging-neckbreaker's him.
  • Vito, on his own, gets mauled. Johnny breaks the pin attempt.
  • But Vito makes a comeback, stomping a Harris until he tags Johnny in.
  • Johnny stomps him.
  • They H-Bomb him.
    • Disco calls it a Brooklyn Bomb.
  • A Harris clotheslines Johnny. He tags in the other Harris.
  • A Harris and Johnny fight outside the ring. Johnny is mauled, going back and forth on the ring railings.
  • He takes him back in the ring, Harris brother his a side slam for a pin attempt. Vito breaks it.
  • Harris misses a Lariat, Johnny hits a spinning heel kick.
  • The Harris Bros double team Johnny.
  • One of them stands on his ear.
    • Now, that's just plain mean.
  • Harris in control. He misses a lariat, and Johnny and Harris lariat one another.
  • Vito gets the hot tag, and he takes control. He clears house with punches and Mafia kicks.
    • Get it? Vito uses a Mafia kick.
  • Vito with the ten count punches.
  • Vito up top for an elbow drop.
  • He gets a two count.
  • Tags Johnny in, they double team Harris for a two count, until the other Harris makes the save.
  • H-bomb on Johnny.
  • No wait, it was a pancake.
  • Vito comes in to break the pin.
  • Disco comes in the ring with a tag title belt.
  • He brains a Harris, and Vito gets a two.
    • Hey, this IS a no DQ match.
  • Whoops, a Harris gets the belt and mauls the Mamalukes.
    • Are you getting sick of me saying maul?
    • Why are you so damn critical of me?
    • I don't love you anymore!
      • Meng say you never help kids with homework. No help around the house. You selfish, selfish man. You not man Alexi married.
    • Just to set the record straight, I'm a straight teenage male.
    • I'm just trying to get in a few jokes is all.
  • H-bomb on Johnny for a pin.
  • 1, 2, 3. New Tag Team champs.
    • Not a bad match, a little too long though.

   

• Backstage, Fit Finlay congratulates Vampiro.
  • How gentlemanly.
• Team Package, also backstage, talks smack.
• We see Funk/Rhodes clip. Care to guess at the next match?
• The American Nightmare cuts an anti-Funk promo.

• MATCH EIGHT: Dustin Rhodes v Terry Funk
  • Dustin's out first. I still don't like him in WCW yet.
  • Then comes Funk with a Chicken. He talks some smack.
  • Some guy in a yellow chicken costume comes to the ring and hits Dustin.
  • Dustin chases the chicken-man.
    • Or man-chicken, depending on your sensibilities.
    • I'm not making this up.
    • Part of me wishes I was.
    • The other part is laughing right now.
  • Terry hits Dustin with chicken on his hand.
  • Brawling, with aid of the bullrope, Terry takes control.
  • 10 count punches. DDT.
  • Funk gets a two count.
  • Terry goes back to brawling. Lariats. Punches.
  • Terry gets a two when Terry hits Dustin in the head with the cowbell on the bullrope. Dustin grabs the ropes to break the pin.
  • Terry argues with the ref.
  • Dustin lowblows Terry and wraps him up in the bullrope.
  • He beats him with the bell until Terry finally falls outside.
  • Terry, back in, gets tied up in the bullrope into a DDT by Dustin.
  • Two count.
  • Dustin tosses him around a while, gets another two count.
  • Dustin bulldogs Terry on the bell.
  • But wait, The chicken-man
    • or man-chicken
  • makes the save.
  • Dustin beats on the chicken-man
    • or man-chicken
  • Which allows Terry to eventually ball Dustin on the ring ropes. Terry's in control
    • Courtesy the chicken-man.
      • Or man-chicken
    • and something tells me this is going to make Xavier Doom's page.
  • Terry gets on the mic and announces this is now an I-quit match.
  • He beats the ref up when he won't change it.
  • He beats Dustin up with the cowbell until he says "I quit."
  • The ref refuses to call the match.
  • Dustin grabs the bullrope and drags Terry down. He beats him with the cowbell in various fashions and manners.
  • They're finally hooked up on the bullrope, about 10 minutes into the match.
  • Dustin DDT's Terry on the cowbell for the Pinfall.
  • 1, 2, 3.
  • Dustin then continues to beat Terry, but Terry beats right back. They run to the back.
    • Well, Terry kinda hobbles.
  • The poor chicken-man
    • Or man-chicken
  • is still unconscious on the ring entrance way.

   

• Backstage, Sid says something about beating someone Or something like that to Mean Gene.
• Sting v TTP promo.
• Jimmy Hart comes out with the Lumberjacks. Curt Hennig, Doug Dillenger, Fit Finlay, Brian Knobbs, and Vampiro are the Lumberjacks.

• MATCH NINE: The Total Package w/Miss Elizabeth v Sting
  • I proofread the results so far while TTP makes his way to the ring.
  • Oh lord, he gets on the mic.
  • Blah, blah, blah.
  • I'm getting ice cream. Sorry to anyone who cared what TTP said.
  • There's no ice cream.
    • Shit.
  • But Luger says that he has his own Lumberjacks, The Harris Brothers, Stevie Ray, Big T, Hugh Morrus.
  • Sting comes out.
  • Punches and kicks. People go headfirst into the turnbuckle.
    • It's not pretty. I'll spare you the details.
  • Sting threw Luger into Luger's lumberjacks.
  • Sting punches and kicks Luger. Big "Luger Sucks" chant.
  • Sting with a scoopslam.
  • Sting with an elbow drop.
  • Sting sends Luger into Sting's lumberjacks. Luger's lumberjacks stop the MAULING.
    • I did that just to spite you.
  • Sting lays a whuppin'. Luger begs off.
  • Luger sends Sting into Luger's lumberjacks.
  • Luger, in the ring, is kicking Sting.
    • And like, stuff.
  • Tank Abbott comes down and knocks out Doug Dillinger.
  • And he leaves.
    • Eh, a little continuity there. It was short, so I can't complain.
  • All the lumberjacks, except for Vampiro, fight each other to the back.
  • Sting rallies and makes a comeback with Lariats.
    • And like, stuff.
  • Outside, Ric Flair comes out and fights Vampiro.
  • Ric, now in the ring, gets a Stinger Splash and a dropkick.
  • TTP axehandles Sting to the back.
  • Liz hits Sting with the bat.
  • Jimmy Hart threatens Liz with Hogan's weight belt to the back.
  • Sting and TTP are both down.
  • TTP makes a cover for two.
  • TTP is up, and he signals for The Rack.
  • Vampiro hits Luger in the legs with the bat.
  • Sting hits the Scorpion Deathdrop for the pin.
  • 1, 2, 3.
  • Sting and Vampiro face off.
  • They talk, and hug.
    • Awwww.....

     

• Mean Gene, backstage, talks to Tank Abbott. Tank looks like he has eyeliner on.
• We see some Jarrett and Sid clips.
• Also in the back, the Limo opens up, but we cut away to Jarrett and the nW'hoes before we can see who was in it.
• So, we have some sort of card change here, as the World Title Match will be next, and Flair v Hogan will be last.

• MATCH TEN: WCW World Heavyweight Title Match -- Sid Vicious v Jeff Jarrett
  • Buffer sez Let's get Ready to Rummmmmble!
    • Meng sez Alexi mother going to get Tongan Death Grip for pulling no ice cream.
    • I know this girl who doesn't like Ice Cream.
    • Or chocolate.
    • Or cheese.
    • What's up with that?
  • Jarrett on the mic. He hasn't chased the nW'hoes away yet.
  • Jarrett says the girls can come in the ring and strip it he wins.
    • Is it wrong to want that?
    • Meng say no.
  • Sid comes down
  • Sid evades a Jarrett Lariat
    • Hey, that rhymes.
  • And he starts whuppin' Jarrett with punches, kicks, and ten count punches.
  • Sid sets up for a Chokeslam, and Jarrett pokes the eyes.
  • Sid puts Jeff on the announcers' table.
  • He throws him in the crowd.
  • They brawl into the crowd.
  • Sid is in control.
  • With punches.
  • And more punches.
  • They're making their way in the crowd, back to the entrance way, and back into the ring.
  • The Harris Brothers attack Sid.
    • Sneaky!
  • They put him back in the ring.
  • Jarrett stomps Sid.
  • And punches him. Sid's still down.
  • The nW'hoes cheer for Jeff, bending over a lot and showing off their assets.
  • Jeff locked on a sleeper hold while I was staring at the nW'hoes.
  • Sid's down to his knees.
    • I'll make a bold prediction.
    • Sid will fight out.
  • And he does!
  • Jarrett tries an axehandle, Sid atomic drops him.
  • Sid with a big boot.
  • A Harii grabs Sid.
  • Jeff gets hit in the face with the title belt.
  • Sid set up for the chokeslam, and Jeff lowblowed him.
  • Jeff knocks out the ref, and a Harris Brother hands Jeff a guitar.
  • He, shockingly, breaks it over the head of Sid.
  • Mark Johnson comes down to make a count
  • BUT
  • Hulk Hogan breaks it.
  • Hogan legdrops Jeff, and rolls Sid on top of Jarrett, and he wakes the ref up for the Sid to get the win.
  • Big Poppa Pump comes out and beats up Hogan with another Guitar.
  • After the match, Sid clears the ring.
  • Ric Flair comes down with a strap, so I guess it's time for the main event.

   

• MATCH ELEVEN: Hulk Hogan v Ric Flair
  • Punches and chops inside and outside of the ring.
  • Jimmy Hart comes out with the weight belt.
  • Punch punch punch.
  • Back in the ring.
  • Hogan chokes Ric with the strap.
    • An Indian strap.
    • A Yavapi Indian strap.
  • Back and forth, they brawl. They beat one another with the strap.
    • As one might expect they would do in a strap match.
  • Flair gags Hogan with the strap.
  • Hogan lowblows Flair.
  • Hulkster takes off the strap.
  • And he straps Ric.
  • Ric chops back. Hogan no sells and flattens Flair.
  • Hogan back to strapping Flair.
  • Flair runs outside.
    • It's 10:25. That means at least another 20 minutes of just this, Or a hell of a lot of overbooking.
    • Either way, it's not going to be pretty.
    • Or fun to type about.
  • Two sets of 10 count punches by Hogan.
    • Meng, I'd like to say that you deserve to be World Champ. At least you have a believable finisher.
    • Meng say why thank you Alexi. Meng like you Alexi. You snappy dresser. You smell nice.
    • Back off, Meng.
    • What Meng say? Meng just say he appreciate you as person and friend.
    • Well, I'm just saying...
      • This happen every time. Meng give heart away, heart get broken.
  • I'm sorry, but I'm sooooo f'n bored. This is fun to watch since I love Hogan, but I simply can't write about anything. It's just chops and punches.
  • They eventually fight to the entrance way. Luger brains Hogan with a chair.
    • *cough* *cough* overbooking *cough*
  • They go back to the ring.
  • Apparently, this match can be won when you drag your opponents to all four corners.
  • Flair brings Jimmy Hart in the ring and beats on him.
  • Flair makes three before Hogan makes a comeback.
  • Hogan makes three before Luger attacks.
  • Hogan beats up Luger, pins Flair, and hits the fourth corner for the win.
  • Everyone celebrates. Jimmy Hart jumps around.
  • The End.

   

• The Good: I really got into Knobbs/3Count, and while I feel the story lines for Finlay/Vampiro and Smiley/Demon v XS were underdeveloped, they were good matches. Booker/Kidman v HH2K was also pretty good. The bumps taken in BBB/Wall were insane.
• The Bad: Funk/Rhodes, Hogan/Flair, Mamalukes/The Harris Brothers, and Luger/Sting were too long. Psychosis deserves the CW title and Candido sucks on the mic.
• The Ugly: I don't like Sid OR Jarrett and I'm sick of seeing them wrestle. As a whole, the entire PPV was ugly because it felt like someone wrote the entire thing on the back of a napkin. It was four or five matches that have been overhyped, and the rest were underhyped. I wonder who the guy in the chicken costume was.

So yeah. Please e-mail me at alexi@wcwuniverse.com to let me know how I did. Also, check out WCWUniverse.com, if you could.