I think we've seen this whole Maestro/"Music Makes him a Better Fighter" angle all before. Except then it was with the Three Stooges and Curly was a boxer. Moe would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" and Curly would destroy anyone he was facing.
Looking at the picture on Monday's Nitro recap with the following caption: "Arnold Schwarzenegger is shown at some weight lifting expo with some guy with 28-inch arms", I suddenly had a nightmare/vision of WCW officials looking at this guy and saying "He's OVER! Give him a belt!". I'm not kidding. I could see this happening.The scary thing is that Jon's right. All Cassius, aka 4x4, is is a fat guy with absolutely huge arms. Did you notice that all he ever does is stand there sideways doing nothing so we can see his big arms? He better start worrying about job security.
(Editor's Note: This letter and response was written over a week ago. Since it was written, MiCasa is reporting that the guy with the freakish arms was indeed signed by WCW. *sigh*)
Hey Bill, last time I e-mailed you was back in the good old Chuck Zito days.
Anyhow, I attended a Monster Truck type event and, lo and behold, who may be (attempting) driving in her own truck, was none other than the Silicone Goddess herself Madusa?
Her truck was, of course, in feminine colors, the strangest thing is she didn't have overly large headlights! Her t-shirt did have a fairly nice view, a little too much shown for kids, but the older Rednecks there liked it!!!
Oh, yeah, she actually didn't do too bad. She beat the Monster Patrol truck but lost, barely, to Grave Digger. She was quite upset, as she thought she won (it was close) it just goes to show...if she had the overly large headlights, she would of won....by a....nose?
I was watching 1997's Bash at the Beach last night and something funny was said during the Chris Benoit/Kevin Sullivan Career Match. Towards the end, when Benoit bites Sullivan's ear, Bobby Heenan attests to Benoit's perseverance saying:"He wants to stay here in WCW and he's gonna' show Sullivan 'You're not gonna get rid of me so easily!'"
I was on the way to a dentist appointment this morning when WCW advertised Nitro coming to the Fleet Center. Sad to say, it almost sounded like they wanted people to stay away, rather that go. Here's what I heard:[standard WCW is coming to Boston routine, then...]After that, my root canal didn't seem so hard to take.
0.005 second "Whooooo" followed by Jeff Jarrett saying he's the 'Chosen One'. After that, it's Lex with a quick "I'm the TOTAL package." Then Hogan (with old New World Order music) doing his "Whatcha gonna do" bit. (Hearing that with his old music sounded surreal.) Then DDP telling us to feel the bang. To top it off, they plugged Kidman w/Torrie, which is OK, but it got a lot worse quickly with the announcer rapidly firing off Tank Abbott, The Mamalukes and the Disco Inferno. To wrap things up (for the hetero demographic out there), they tossed in a quick wolf call for the ladies of WCW.