I think I'm going to go on Tony Schiavone's diet. I can see the ad: "Hang out with Mark Madden and look 20 pounds lighter!"
Hey Bill, I don't know if you checked out 'Monday Nitro' on the Internet Movie Database per Mel, but the reader comment was just hilarious! Here it is:User Comments:
Date: 12 February 1999
Summary: Terrible, Nasty Things
I've seen Nitro and it isn't very good at all. I usually get tempted to switch the channel to Ally McBeal or the Westminster Dog Show or Cooking With Wong when I try to watch Nitro. Terry Bollea is a terrible actor and his portrayal of Hollywood Hogan is second rate at best. The only good points of the show are strong performances by Scott Levy as Raven and Chris Irvine as Chris Jericho.
Two Nitro thoughts:
1. Rock, Paper, Scissors:
In the early promo graphic for Sid vs. Jarrett on last night's Nitro, did you notice Sid is extending a closed fist while Jarrett has two fingers extended? Just imagine a third wrestler added into a "triangle match" with a flat palm extended and they can "rock, paper, scissors" it instead of wrestling for the belt...
Book it for Superbrawl!
2. Scissors, Scissors, Scissors!:
On a related note, shouldn't Jarrett have had the fist while Sid's hands formed scissors?
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