WCW Worldwide - Saturday, 11/20/99

Quote courtesy Jess Stutzman, over at wrestlearena.com, who's been nice enough to plug this report a couple times.
(So, I plug his own stuff, in my own evil way.)

Bobby "If Larry wasn't out at a golf tournament, I'd be out doing something good too."

Bobby speculates that they may be working with ~~the Powers That Be~~ Russo.
Back to the 11/8 Nitro: Sid and the Outsiders have a talk.
Bret interrupts the conversation, saying that Goldberg should have that belt.
Goldberg interrupts the interview segment.
Backstage, Nash gets the manager license.
Then, talk to Sid to work out a deal, giving him the Riot Squad
Who do nothing while Goldberg runs by in Sid's match.
After Lash/Hall match, one of the Riot Squad reveals himself to be Goldberg and takes out the Ousiders.

On to the end of the ladder match, with Rick Steiner running in, Bret grabbing the belt, Nash attacking Bret and handing the belt to Hall.
After looking at the clips, Tony seems to agree.

Tony calls him Lex Luger purposefully.
So I can too, I guess
Tony "He only wants to put himself over..."
Bobby explains the hooded shirt and sunglasses as Lex's hiding from the fans.
And we never saw him fall.
Back to Nitro: Sting's not happy about Luger's antics from last week.
Lex sneaks into the building.
Sting walks around looking for Lex.
Lex decides to apologize to Sting.
Lex finds Sting...fighitng Goldberg and sprays Sting in the face 'accidentally'.
Lex steals a "Wet Floor" cone, and fakes a knee injury.
Tenay tells Lex that Russo said "Fight or be out of the tournament."
Sting serves up Lex to Sid.
And...apparently, the match isn't as interesting as the ten skits that lead up to it, as that's the one thing that isn't shown.
Lovely.
Bobby explains the physics of the missed mace shot and how it was accidental.

The bouncing handheld camera shot brings us a recap of the David Flair/Kim stuff.

This is more skits, who lead to absolutely no wrestling, so, let me one line it.
David stalks Kim and, after finally being saved, Kim find out that she has to fight David.
Fast forward.
Maybe it'll make sense that way.

Tony calls the shoot "gutwrenching."
And it "unlike anything other then he did before."
Bobby talks about Dustin being in a downward spiral and being forced to move in with Dusty,

Tony saying "We've got your attention...100%" is so asking for me to quote ratings.
Dustin "Goldust nearly ruined my wrestling career."

I'll give him the Uncle Fester line, though.
I like when people do 'shoot' speeches, and we're supposed to believe that they can't just shut off the cameras and go to commerical.
That's not stupid at all.
Dustin: "I'm going make WCW a miserable hell"
Bring back Eric, Dustin. That ought to do it.
Tony: "It was a scary scene to see Dustin Rhodes come out as 7even."
How scary was it if you knew he was really knew it was Dustin?
Bobby: "I saw Dusty holding a sign the other day: 'Will Wrestle For Food.'"

Now another local ad, with Flair/Benoit and Goldberg, Bret, Sting, Sid and the Animals mentioned, but no matches given

And when we come back from break with that Goldbreg/Bret, Luger/Sting ad again! ARGH! Is anyone awake when they're putting this together?

Arena announcers are Tenay and Hudson
Tenay recaps the program, for those who've been lucky to turn in last.
The chrome has the " around the ex-Vincent's name, so I do to.
It's odd to hear Hennig sing "I Hate Rap" since he kinda dropped the angle.
I wonder if this is one of those "Losing member of the team leaves the promotion" matches?
(Depends who losses, I think.)
Windham and Scott start off...
Windham with a big foot to the chest, swinging neckbreaker, longhorn point.
Windham picks up Steve, punch, whip, hiptoss reversed and Scott hits two armdrags.
Hudson renames the ex-Vincent as "Curly Fries"
Yumm...Curly Fries.
Scott hammers Bill as he tries to enter the ring to help out, but Windham takes him down from behind.
Windham with the whip, hiptoss reversed again into a a backslide for a two count.

Scott with a dropkick, tag, whip set up for Steve's clothesline.
Windham with an eye poke, body slam, tag to Bill.
Bill runs right into a slow armdrag, then gets bounced back and forth between the Armstrings.
Tag to Steve, whip, double back elbow, double ax-handle.
Steve with a whip, reversed into Kendall's knee and a clothesline, er, lariat by Bill.
Bill with an armbar, takedown, fistdrop and a rake of the eyes against the ropes.
Bill throws Steve into Kendall's boot.
Bill tags in Kendall. Kendall with an snapmare takedown, kneedrop and a chinlock.
Steve elbows out, off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker.
Race to tag, Kendall grabs Steve's leg, but he still makes the tag
Scott with punches on Kendall and Curly Bill...
Double whip, double shoulderblock by the Armstrongs on Curly Bill.
Double whip, double dropkick by Armstrongs.
Scott goes for the Ten Punches On Kendall, but Curly Bill helps Kendall Hot Shot Scott on the ropes.
Kendall covers for the win.
Your Winners: Kendall Windham and Curly Bill.
Hmm...guess it was a new kind of match: Winner gets fired.
Those Armstrongs sure are smart, then.
Given someone of the particpants, that was a pretty decent match.
Although people could vary their offense a little more.
Maybe Kendall can learn some new moves in his increased spare time?
Nah.