I don't know if this was the type of answer you were looking for, but I think the n.W.o. Black & White serve an important function;It keeps Hogan's bloodline and friends off the streets, where they could be an even greater source of irritation to society at large.
Horace: "You want fries with that?"
We can thank the NWO B&W for re-popularizing the phrase "sad sack." Where would the wrestling world be without this phrase? A better place, perhaps? No, this is WCW, so they'd come up with some strange phrase like "fruity booty" to take its place. Oh! Wait! They did. Damn.
What can we be thankful for? Simple...the nWo Black And White has provided us with a taste of exotic foods the likes of which we've never seen:
- Stevie Ray's Fruit Bootys
- Stevie Ray's Yak (as in "I'm going to whack, jack, yak, and slap jack you")
- (Again) Aunt Stevie's (instead of Aunt Jemima) Old Fashioned Slap Jacks
- Brian Adams' Cans Of Shut The Hell Up
Also, where would we be without...
- The Odor Eater Of Doom?
Or those hilarious segments containing...
- I'm the leader
- No I'm the leader
...In which we laughed until we dropped?
Here's another one to add to the list: Stevie Ray's "Sad Sack of Potatoes." Guaranteed to make you out of shape and decrease your verbal skills or your money back!
Well, there's the superb mic skills of Stevie Ray, Vincent's high flying cruiserweight-style wrestling, Bryan Adams' innovative technical skills, Horace's impressive finishing move, and the huge impact former IWGP champion Scott Norton has had on the World title stage.Shit, wrong people. Stevie Ray is less coherent than Scott Steiner, as he seems to like to spray saliva all over Mean Gene (no bad thing IMHO), whilst babbling about fruit booties and the like.
Vincent seems stuck in his Virgil days, so much so that Ric Flair confused the characters a couple of months ago.
Adams has long past his days of approaching being decent, and should be dumped onto Worldwide ASAP.
Nepotism Boy Horace last had some impact as Tag Team champion in FMW, which doesn't bode well for us. The only good stuff to come out of FMW are Hayabusa and when Terry Funk overthrew Atsushi Onita to run the promotion, as Terry Funk rules garbage wrestling. Also, a Samoan Drop finisher? Please. The best finishers are the 450 splash and the moonsault into 450 splash. Hmm, Hayabusa, Blitzkrieg, Juvi, 2 Cold Scorpio, and Kronus do one of these (both in Hayabusa's case). I suppose his suicide dive makes amends for the Samoan Drop.
Scott Norton has been criminally ignored over his time in WCW. If Roid Boy can get to be US champ, why can't Norton? After all, they both have the same mic skills, and Norton hasn't put on so much muscle that he's immobile. He already was. Plus Scott Norton is one of the best big men going. Maybe they can repackage him in the hardcore division.
Looks like we can't thank the nWo B/W for much.
They give us at least three good examples (Horace, Vince(nt), and Norton) of the negative effects of shaving one's head.
Reminding all of us would-be couch potatoes about the ravages of fried foods. Have you seen Brian Adams' gut recently?
Yes, and as a matter of fact, many popular recording artists have seen the guts of the nWo B-Team. Heck, my sources tell me that L.L. Cool J is working on a new single, and here's some of the lyrics:
Brian's got a big ol' gut
I know I told you I'd be true
But, Brian's got a big ol' gut
So, I'm leaving you.
Stevie's got a big ol' gut
I know I told you I'd be true
But, Stevie's got a big ol' gut
So, I'm leaving you.
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Fanny packs with street clothes. I've seen every member of NWO B&W with one of those. I wonder what they keep in them? Must be a Black and White thing.
In a world of shifting loyalties and moral relativism, we can thank the NWO Black and White for sticking to their guns and absolutely sucking every week.
Where else on television can we find such antiquated slang as "sucka" and "hyped"? Hearing Stevie Ray talk to Vince is like watching a poorly-acted scene from Superfly. Plus, Horace shows all the little marks out there that you should not eat paint chips, or you will get a misshapen head.
Thanks to the nWo B&W, we now know the answer to the following question:"What would happen if half of Harlem Heat, the Demolition replacement, Terry Bollea's less talented nephew, and The Million Dollar Man's Valet got thrown together with Scott "Mr. Personality" Norton to form a stable that no self-respecting mid-to-high card wrestler would fight?"
Answer: They'd fight each other to build heat, then decide, what the hell, let's be friends.