I want all you all-out-of-shape, beer drinking, Internet idiots to keep the noise down while I take my robe off so all the ladies out there can see what a real man looks like.
Cue the music!
I love the comments that are made about WCW Motorsports in most of the reports. I had an interesting thought on it. In motocross racing, the number you wear is the position you finished in the previous season. Now if NASCAR would adopt this Jeff Gordon would have the Number 1. WCW, on the other hand, could get additional sponsorship from a long distance company, something like 10-10-345.
Here's an interesting note about your poll asking where I was going to spend my summer vacation. I've actually BEEN to Larry-Land, matter of fact, I just recently got back. Although, I didn't have a one-way ticket, I drove.
Truth is, my uncle lives down in Georgia and owns a house on the lake. Well, in three separate places at this lake house (one sign above the front door, painted on a life saver hanging on the back porch, and on the mantle above the fireplace) it says, "Welcome to Larry-Land".
Needless to say, I was on my guard 24/7, weary of being caught napping and locked into a front chancery.
I would like to thank you for mentioning my sign (Death, Taxes, La Parka) from last Monday's Nitro (April 19) on your site.
I just hope that one day we can come together as a people and enjoy and 19-way luchador match with Silver King, El Dandy, El Vampiro, and Disco Inferno.
If you have Nitro on tape, go to the Scott Steiner in-ring interview, towards the end of the show.
Pay no attention to the steroid-enhanced mongoloid ranting and raving on the microphone. Look to the left (your left) of him and focus your attention on the antics of the small boy seated on the shoulders of his scraggly father.
Watch as dad teaches son how to give the finger to bad old Scott Steiner. Watch as son proves to be a natural. See dad realize that mom's probably watching, and this might mean the end of unsupervised visits. See dad tell son to stop. Watch as son flips dad the bird behind his back in any number of imaginative ways.
It's WAY more entertaining than anything else on Nitro.
One note I've got to add to what The Shooter said is that after the dad told his kid to stop doing it, the dad kept doing it.