WCW/MTV Snowbrawl - Saturday, 02/06/99
WCW/MTV Snowbrawl - Saturday, 02/06/99
By drather
- Nitro Girls Chae, Whisper and Spice gyrate quite provocatively for the crowd
as announce team Jimmy Hart, Rob Zombie, and Larry Zbyszko talk about the
competition, which is a seven man battle royal.
- Stuttering John from Howard Stern is your ring announcer.
- Konnan - who would love to kick Marilyn Manson's ass.
- Kaos - has Sandra Bullock's phone number but won't use it.
- Disco - likes the Village people
- (and wow, can the Nitro Girls do disco)
- Kidman, loved and adored by the female fans
- Bryan Adams, who rips on the crowd as Chae mouths "What - ever"
- Wrath stalks to the rings in shades
- Booker T, who idolizes Muhammad Ali...
- Did I mention I was a Chae addict?
- Ad break.....
- Before the match, the Nitro Girls raise everyone's blood pressure
- Whisper brings Rob Zombie a snack
- I'd like to snack on Whisper
- THE MATCH:
- Kaos watches as the other six hook up
- Kidman evades getting tossed over
- Wrath is destroying Disco Inferno early on
- Konnan squares off with Bryan Adams
- Wrath is about to execute the Meltdown on Disco when everyone else jumps Wrath and throws him out.
- Disco is beaten on by Kidman, then Booker T, then Konnan
- Konnan executes the Carpet Muncher on Disco
- Adams puts a side backbreaker on Kidman
- Kaos gets tossed out by everyone else
- Kidman hurricanrana's Adams
- Disco struts for the crowd, only to be clotheslined by Kidman
- Konnan performs the Rolling Clothesline, then the "whirly-bulldog" on Disco
- Booker T and Bryan Adams, Disco and Kidman briefly team up before the nWo guys toss out Konnan, who is very angry and vows revenge.
- Booker T with a phat Harlem Hangover on Disco
- Booker then clotheslines Adams
- Booker's on fire! He spin-kicks Kidman over and out.
- OK, we can see this coming. Adams attacks Booker from behind.
- The doubleteam is short-lived as Booker reverses the double-clothesline into one of his own.
- Booker puts a reverse atomic drop and clothesline on Adams.
- Adams saves Disco from getting tossed.
- The nWo guys put Booker T out.
- Wolfpac 'kiss' as the celebration starts
- Adams sizes up a jubilant Disco, before clotheslining him
- Adams with a nice Gorilla Press Slam and he tosses Disco over into the snowbank.
- Bryan Adams, your 1999 MTV Snowbrawl Winner
- Post-match, Disco is pelted with snowballs by the crowd.
- Konnan, dressed as a security guard, bum-rushes the ring and dropkicks Adams over the top rope.
- The Nitro Girls sexually assault the "SnowBrawl" idol at ringside.... lucky statue.
- Konnan waves the trophy as the show ends, and tells the nWo that "they can bow down, toss my salad, and peel my potato".