I know how you feel about the interviews and other junk that seem these days more like filler than real content. Thunder and Nitro have become the proverbial hot dogs of sports entertainment: I have to ask, "Where's the Beef (the wrestling)?"I've done my share of folding laundry during the blah-blah-blah parts of WCW wrestling, and laundry is not even my responsibility (it's my wife's). In fact, I've done the following "chores" during filler time:
- my taxes;
- vacuuming the floor;
- cleaning the bathroom (again, not my job, but I had to do SOMETHING!);
- making out the grocery list;
- renewing library books on the phone;
- cleaning the windows;
- making the bed;
- filing away paperwork;
among many other tasks. At least I can say is that my wife thinks I am a GREAT husband, so at least something good comes out of my frustration, which I am sure many DDT Digest readers understand all too well.
On the show Hard Copy last night, they did a little segment on Steve "Sting" Borden... I would have missed it (TV was on in the background) but I heard a Sting howl from the TV...I look over, and it's a clip of the blond-haired Sting from years ago, then they went to the beginning of the show. I watched through the show to figure out why they were showing Sting in the introduction, and I found out they were talking about his wrestling career and him starting an acting career.
He looks VERY different in normal clothes without the face paint...he could have sat next to me at a WCW show, and I wouldn't have known. He talked about the movie he was in, and they showed some clips, then he replied to a question and said that wrestling is basically set up beforehand, but the pain is real, and how there's no way you can take hits and get thrown out of the ring onto concrete flooring and not get hurt by it (they showed him being hit with the Outsiders' Edge from Hall, and thrown around by the Giant).
He and the Hard Copy guy were being very friendly, and Sting started acting pretty goofy at the end, then he pretended to take offense at a question and started yelling (I only recognized the voice when he was yelling) at the interviewer. It seemed hard to believe that this is the same guy that's on Nitro.
Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking...
Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete...
Roddy Piper: ...you're right.
Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds...
Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row...
Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies...
Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folks' home...
Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen...
Rick Rude: Cashed over 200 insurance checks...
Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks...
Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip...
Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge...
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up...
Lex Luger: This is who I am...
Eric Bischoff: This is what I do [kisses Hogan's butt]
Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete?
The Disciple: This isn't my real face....
Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay...