The other night I went to my grandma's house to visit. She asked me to stay for dinner so I said " Sure why not, you are a good enough cook." Well, much to my dissapointment, she laid down a plate of liver!!! I said "I'm not eating liver that's disgusting." She replied "Goddamnit ,you will eat it and like it." I started laughing "Are you kidding? I'm 25 years old, I eat what I want." I replied.
Well that was all she could handle she stood up and shot on me, nailing me with a wicked clothesline knocking me over in my chair. No way was I going to stand for that, so I jumped up and kicked her in the gut, and grabbed her head ready to hit her with a STONE COLD STUNNER, But in an amazing show of strength she grabbed me by the waist, and picked me up and executed a perfect belly to back suplex. I took a mean bump when I hit the kitchen floor and was stunned. She took the opportunity to run to the kitchen counter back to the table back to me and landed a PEOPLE'S ELBOW. Now I was really hurting, and just kind of lay there. So she headed to the counter and climbed on top. She stood there for a second and pointed out to my grandpa, and went for a HARLEM HANGOVER. But she had spent to much time gloating so I moved out of the way. She hit hard and lay there grabbing her hip. Taking the chance to go on offense I reached down grabbed her by the hair pulled her up and DDTed her. Thinking I had her right where I wanted her, I walked around doing the Rob Van Dam pointing at myself and smiling.
I turned around to finish her, when she grabbed me and rolled me up in a small package, but I busted loose. As we both struggled to our feet, I moved first and kicked her in the gut again, over, and over, until she lay on the floor gasping for breath. I picked her up and set her on the kitchen counter, and climbed up after her. Pulling her upright I set up for a superplex....but she pushed me off. As I hit the floor I lost my breath, and she went for a mean ass FROGSPLASH I managed to roll out of the way just in time. As we both got to our feet tired and bruised I was lucky enough to be by the table, so I grabbed a chair turned around and nailed her with the chairshot heard round the kitchen !!! But of course she no-sold it. Just looking at me and growling like Goldberg. Scared now I went for a clothesline, but she ducked grabbed my arm and took me down in a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE. Now in the crossface on the middle of the kitchen floor there was nothing I could do, so I tapped out and ate the liver..